This is a hot hatch.

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Kinja'd!!! S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 15:59

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Lower it a bit and I agree


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:00

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Sure thing! Its not that hot.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:00

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:01

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It would have been if they didn’t lift it too far and gave the good-engined ones a manual.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:01

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It’s a warm crossover.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2016 at 16:02

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If the Pro_cee’d GT is a hot hatch, the Juke Nismo is too.

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:03

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I’d call it a warm hatch but not a hot hatch.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:04

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Room temperature hatch.


Kinja'd!!! Flyboy is FAA certified insane > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:06

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200hp>? Check.

Fwd? Check.

Hatch? Check

Less than 3000lbs? Check

Confirmed hot hatch.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:07

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Is this a hot hatch too then?

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > nerd_racing
10/26/2016 at 16:07

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Yes, that’s the Ford Fiesta Inspired by Ferrari™ Edition.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:08

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Not sure I called the pro c’eed GT hot


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:09

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It’s demon eyes are still glowing too


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/26/2016 at 16:09

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....The highest output one is manual only... The Nismo RS with the Recaros is the highest powered one, and manual only. The Nismo is the CVT/AWD one, but it has less power.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:09

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here is a hot hatch.

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Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:11

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Agreed. So is this.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/26/2016 at 16:13

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That’s cool. Thought it was still only available with a manual in FWD NA guise.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:15

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It’s a hatch for sure.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:37

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It’s also boring and ugly.


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:50

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what does hatch society say?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 16:59

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*warm frog


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/26/2016 at 18:25

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I thought they all could have a manual... But with fwd. AWD gave you a CVT


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 18:26

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I loved these things and still do. I’d love to drive one for a little bit someday

Recaros and alcatara all over a funky lifted 4 door hatch/cuv thing!


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 19:01

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As the resident Oppo Juke expert I’ll say this. The normal juke is a warm hatch, the NISMO (pictured) is a warm-hot hatch, & the NISMO RS is the hot hatch. It has all the goodies: 215hp/210tq from a 1.6L, a LSD, epic seats, and will tear up an auto-x course.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/26/2016 at 19:03

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As the resident Oppo Juke expert I’ll say this. The normal juke is a warm hatch, the NISMO (pictured) is a warm-hot hatch, & the NISMO RS is the hot hatch. It has all the goodies: 215hp/210tq from a 1.6L, a LSD, epic seats, and will tear up an auto-x course.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
10/26/2016 at 19:04

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Nope, the RS is a legit hot hatch in a mask. The NISMO (non RS) is more warm-hot hatch.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > RPM esq.
11/02/2016 at 20:35

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NO.

This is the Merc hot hatch:

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This is the Merc hot-tall-hatchback-hunchbacky-thingy-that-shouldn’t-exist-but-does-so-that-Americans-will-buy-the-shitty-A-Class hatch:

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Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > HammerheadFistpunch
11/02/2016 at 20:36

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Also a hot hatch.

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