"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/19/2016 at 10:58 • Filed to: None
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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/19/2016 at 10:58 • Filed to: None | 1
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I always have the same answer: “No thank you, I’m not religious.”
But it just occurred to me that I should’ve said “No thank you, I’m Wahhabi.”
I mean, I’m not , but it would’ve been funny.
Picture unrelated.
ttyymmnn
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:01 |
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“No thanks, I’m trying to quit.”
LongbowMkII
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:03 |
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But you are in Accord with God*
*provided that God is a single omnipresent being. Beliefs and evidence may vary.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:04 |
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Or, OR as they hand it to you scream really loudly “OMFG IT BURNS, WHY!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!!!”
Svend
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:05 |
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I tell them to f*** off.
If I was religious, I would likely of had a pocket bible already and it’s not like they keep it a secret of where you can get one if you wanted one.
It’s like when they come to the house front door and ask if I want to talk about god. I say, ‘no thanks mate, if I want religion I know where you are, your still I that massive stone ornate building right?’.
I tell you, one day I’ll follow one of them home and every week knock on their front door and start talking about car cleaning. If they want to waste their time talking about crap they are into, I can play that game.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:09 |
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>_>
<_<
Hey...... hey man. You want some salvation?
Really good stuff, I’ll have some this weekend. Stop by and see if you like it.
Rico
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:10 |
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They probably wouldn’t get the joke. If you were though, you would not even speak to that person/infidel.
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TheHondaBro
> Svend
10/19/2016 at 11:13 |
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“Would you like the Book of Haynes?”
kanadanmajava1
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:16 |
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There are many kinds of bibles. Some fit in pocket but some do not. Some are even not books.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:19 |
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“Oh good, I needed some kindling.”
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ttyymmnn
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:23 |
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**SPOILER ALERT**
Jesus dies at the end.
FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:23 |
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Bb..But deus vult!!
J/K. Had a similar thing but with salafists giving away qu’rans. What a bunch of fucktards on both sides.
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TheHondaBro
> ttyymmnn
10/19/2016 at 11:26 |
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DAMNIT
mrbaits
> Svend
10/19/2016 at 11:30 |
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So do you believe others will go to hell when they die if they don’t clean their car?
Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:31 |
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Someone left a bible on my motorcycle in the college parking lot one time. I was pissed but too lazy to burn it
Tripper
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:31 |
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Whenever people try to hand me stuff like that (bible things, anti abortion things etc...) I threaten use it as toilet paper or drug paraphernalia.
djmt1
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:35 |
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You’re a lot kinder than me. I usually end up ranting about how they shouldn’t waste my time with stories about their imaginary friends. Seriously don’t knock on people’s doors in the morning and don’t block the footpath. You have a house of worship and the internet, use them for fuck’s sake.
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TheHondaBro
> djmt1
10/19/2016 at 11:41 |
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That’s because I grew up around Muslims.
#hottake #flamesuit
Wacko
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:43 |
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super car speed 135 to 150 kmph????
wow that’s like toyota yaris fast!
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djmt1
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:47 |
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... well, hmm. Ah, nah. 404 Banter not found. This is awkward. Some of my best friends are Muslims. #Slowly nods head while backing away#
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 11:51 |
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I just got Jehovah’s Witnessed a few minutes ago.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 12:00 |
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Every year there’s a person in school asking for money for religious organizations to feed some kids in a third world country. I know the donation thing is a fraud since I found out little of the proceeds go to them. When you decline to give money they ask for your name for some forgiveness or some bs. For the past 4 years I’ve giving fake names or funny aliases. This year I got irritated and just said no.
Also, /r/indianpeoplefacebook
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Svend
> djmt1
10/19/2016 at 12:12 |
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Ye’. I don’t get it. Most people grow out of fictional characters like the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, santa, etc... at the end of childhood.
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Svend
> djmt1
10/19/2016 at 12:14 |
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Snuze: Needs another Swede
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 12:17 |
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I was at a trade show for my company and had a guy corner me and give me a 20 minute lecture on Jesus and salvation. It was very creepy and awkward, but I couldn’t exactly just tell him to fuck off since I was representing my company, had my name tag on an everything. It’s 20 minutes of my life I wish I could get back.
RallyWrench
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 12:18 |
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I keep this at my desk.
Pixel
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 12:35 |
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No thanks. Been clean for 10 years, I’m not throwing that away.
Anima
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 12:36 |
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There is a soft reboot though where they bring him back. There is just no attention to avoid inconsistencies in the lore. Several key scenes were cut from the most well known later version too.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> ttyymmnn
10/19/2016 at 12:59 |
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Wouldn’t it technically be at around the 2/3's way point?
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ttyymmnn
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/19/2016 at 13:45 |
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Yeah, but I only saw the movie.
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 13:47 |
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“Thanks! I’m going camping this weekend, it will make excellent kindling!”
surgesilk
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2016 at 16:46 |
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I normally say, “ I don’t speak English”
Amoore100
> TheHondaBro
10/20/2016 at 00:26 |
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LMAO dying “Book of Haynes” I need to use that in my life somehow.