I refuse to call this the Corolla iM

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 10/09/2016 at 23:34 • Filed to: None

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IT’S THE 2016 MATRIX DAMNIT.

Batman the Horse > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/09/2016 at 23:35

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W H A T I S T H E M A T R I X

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Batman the Horse 10/09/2016 at 23:39

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You took the blue pill didn’t you?

Batman the Horse > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 10/09/2016 at 23:40

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I don’t see what reddit has to do with this.

Amoore100 > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/09/2016 at 23:40

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You’re right. It’s really called “little blue hatchback, whatever you are.”

whoarder is tellurium > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/09/2016 at 23:41

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/09/2016 at 23:44

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It’s not tall enough to be a Matrix.

RallyWrench > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/09/2016 at 23:49

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We must consult the Zoidberg. He alone can answer this question.

not for canada - australian in disguise > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/09/2016 at 23:51

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YOU’RE NOT TALL ENOUGH TO BE A MATRIX

wafflesnfalafel > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 00:11

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Corolla 5dr hatch, (with a borked up nose..)

promoted by the color red > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 00:59

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It’s clearly a Toyota Corolla Shooting Brake.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 01:24

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Corolla Matrix.

Svend > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 01:37

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Your all wrong. It’s a Toyota Auris.

Tristan > wafflesnfalafel 10/10/2016 at 01:59

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Pontiac Vibe.

Leon711 > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 02:52

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It’s the Toyota Auris.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 03:18

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Maybe iM stands for imaginary Matrix? You just need to take the real part of it and you’ll have a Matrix.

(There is a math joke in there, though it might be too early/late for it)

Cé hé sin > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 04:39

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Me too! I’d call it an Auris though.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 05:52

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Isn’t this actually a Scion rebadge of the Toyota Auris that has now been moved to Toyota from the sinking dumpster fire was the remnant of once-hip Scion?

Probenja > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 07:37

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Did someone say Matrix?

gawdzillla > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/10/2016 at 10:35

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no Celica GT-S engine + 6 speed manual = no care

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > gawdzillla 10/10/2016 at 16:58

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That wishbone suspension though!

Textured Soy Protein > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/11/2016 at 16:45

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You could call it the Auris like in Europe.

Enderxenocide23 > not for canada - australian in disguise 02/17/2017 at 16:56

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Sat in one a month ago, everything is much smaller than my ‘04 Matrix. I wanted to like it but there is so kuch more ugly plastic on the dash and so much less cargo room.