Uhhh....

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/03/2016 at 14:05 • Filed to: Houses

I feel ill.

DISCUSSION (60)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:06

i dont get it, theres no pisspoo, whats making you sick?

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:07

Oh shit. That’s gonna be real bad.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:09

The scariest thing is that apparently nobody stopped to think, “Is this right?”

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:10

You need to do a damn coffee table book.

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:10

Heard you like cracks... So we put cracks on the cracks of your cracks..

Kinja'd!!!

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:16

I...uh...wow. This is why I’d want to inspect a house through every portion of the building, if it were going to be my house.

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:17

Is there a subreddit called “JustRolledIntoTheJobSite?”

There should be. Some of this shit is just as cringeworthy as a 60K mile engine getting it’s first oil change.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:18

That’ll buff right out!

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:19

Thats a “kwality” pour right there

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:21

Nothing a little sub flooring won’t fix.

And by fix I mean cover up until well past the time that anyone can be sued.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jcarr
10/03/2016 at 14:23

Most of the stuff he posts from houses should not be near food or drink.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:25

I think you need to settle down a little...

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:27

This job will not be all it’s cracked up to be...

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:28

I can feel your fractured spirit from here....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > random001
10/03/2016 at 14:28

NO PUNS

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:28

That’s what vinyl floor coverings are for.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > McMike
10/03/2016 at 14:29

Given that I have actually helped do electrical work at a place that had a 60A breaker feeding a pair of 6 AWG wires (okay so far) that had 12AWG wires tapping off from it (wtf?) to lead down to each outlet. Eventually we told them “unless we can tear it all out and start over, we can not make this place safe.”

...yeah, and then there is the home inspection nightmares site.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:29

Did you happen to have a sinking feeling upon seeing this?

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:29

Just lay some carpet down and it’s good as new!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > random001
10/03/2016 at 14:29

You’re on crack. There is no cure.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:30

I do too. I’m working in a lab today with several others and wondering if it would be too much bringing a barf can in.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:30

This might be concrete proof that builders generally do not receive a stamp of approval to cement their contracts...

random001 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/03/2016 at 14:31

I might be a little wet behind the ears, but there’s always room for expansion.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
10/03/2016 at 14:32

Nobody cares unfortunately.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:34

Concrete work by: Noel B. Goodenough and Sons, LTD.

Anima > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:34

Just say that the ‘distressed’ look adds to the artisanal feel of the floor and charge extra.

Batman the Horse > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:34

That’s a whole slab of shit. I feel like the foundation of this post was solid but it had time to settle into my mind and now I’m cracking up.

(I hate me, too)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:35

That doesn’t even qualify as a closet.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:37

You’ve built this argument on a weak foundation.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:39

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:40

Hey, if you cover it about an eighth deep in sheetrock mud and then use a concrete coating on that, nobody will know!

Wacko > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/03/2016 at 14:40

cause they are the byproduct of those

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:41

I shudder to think what this house will sell for.

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
10/03/2016 at 14:41

You’ll appreciate this .

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:41

I dont get this at all. The one place you don’t want to build to a price..

The floor of our mechanical room started cracking as soon as they started setting the boilers. It’s the top floor of the building! WTF?

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:48

I don’t think anyone can blame you for being floored after seeing this.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 14:51

looks like the top layer just dried too quickly.

when i poured my foundation i watered it for almost 2 days.

look at this mirror finish

Kinja'd!!!

this is my house before i started my renovations (Started Aug 2014)

Kinja'd!!!

and this was two weeks ago (Old house is the top level)

Kinja'd!!!

i’m 2 years in (nights and weekends) have about 1 year left

my daughter was 6 months old when i started, she will be 3 in feb, and my son will be 1 year old in 3 weeks.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 15:07

Looks like some floor patch cracked up a bit. Is it just on the topping, or is that the slab too?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > random001
10/03/2016 at 15:09

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
10/03/2016 at 15:11

Not sure, got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > random001
10/03/2016 at 15:16

You can form your own opinion.

Dave the car guy , still here > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 15:18

I think we need a concrete explanation of the exact issue.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > random001
10/03/2016 at 15:21

Slow Monday?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 15:30

Is that foundation or giant tile thing?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/03/2016 at 15:36

Foundation

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2016 at 15:39

RIP

The Dummy Gummy > Wacko
10/03/2016 at 15:40

Didn’t want a basement? Or is the water table too high?

Wacko > The Dummy Gummy
10/03/2016 at 15:50

swampy area where I live, and the crawl space i had was too humid(humidity smell).

no basement humidity, no basement to heat.....

Also wanted a heated slab. (I live in northwestern quebec, we do get a few -40 days)

The Dummy Gummy > Wacko
10/03/2016 at 16:10

That’s fair. I was just curious. I know some places just don’t find value in basements ( majority of Cali), and some places love their extra space ( north east ). It is interesting, the different requirements of all over the globe.

random001 > The Lurktastic Opponaught
10/03/2016 at 16:17

Certainly isn’t fast setting...

Wacko > The Dummy Gummy
10/03/2016 at 16:25

all basements arround here need a sump pump, and they all smell of basement. I got rid of that problem, and 2 years in am very happy with my choice. And when people tell me they just got a flooding problem, because the pumps float was blocked by something after a rain fall, they all understand why i didn’t want one.