Just because you can afford it...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/28/2016 at 21:06 • Filed to: House

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Doesn’t mean you should buy it.

But this guy is worth about $43 million so fuck whatever I think.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:08

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that is pretty ugly

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:08

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Some people buy expensive things just because they’re expensive.

I don’t understand it either.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MM54 01/28/2016 at 21:11

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This is why most people buy many things: because they can. No better example than the countless things you can shove in your home. Individual semi-fancy sconces can be had for over 200 bucks a pop.

CAR_IS_MI > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:12

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Great balls of fire...

Brickman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:12

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It would look better without the orb thingy.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Brickman 01/28/2016 at 21:13

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It would the chandelier of PLEBS without the orb thingie!

Jonee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:15

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I actually like that orb cage thing. I don’t know what the fuck that chandelier is doing in it. It should have some kind of funky 60's or 70's space-age looking light fixture in there. Or TIE fighters.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:24

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pfffft. I have one of those hanging in my garage.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:26

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That’s one thing I miss about building “Custom” homes. The junk some people buy because it looked good in a magazine is amazing. Once the “junk” is installed they get angry because it doesn’t look like the magazine pics and all hell breaks loose.

If I had a Dollar for every time I’ve heard “ I’ll have your job! ”..

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 01/28/2016 at 21:29

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Bullshit, sir. And if not, it’s taking up precious room that could be used on a Land Cruiser

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Birddog 01/28/2016 at 21:32

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I take photos of as much of [whatever it is I do for a living] because all magazines and pamphlets do is set standards that sometimes don’t even meet code in practice....

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:41

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I couldn't fit the Corolla in the garage if I tried.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2016 at 21:48

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Most of the trendy stuff doesn’t meet code.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/29/2016 at 01:12

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The fact that we’re calling it the “orb thingy” automatically means we’re too poor for our opinions to matter.