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+10 Bumper to Bumper Warranties: Make DeMuro laugh
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I think the bottom left and middle are the buttons to call for a stage magician and emergency fetish tennis.
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Fetish Tennis sounds like a sport I would watch.
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button next to Switzerland
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:21 |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:23 |
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Button on lower left calls for a massage with a happy ending
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:29 |
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That was my other choice, but it was taken on the twitters already.
Choice 3 was “Top left button calls the guy from the Gangnam Style elevator scene.”
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:30 |
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fetish tennis.
It’s probably badminton. You know, so you can make the shuttlecock joke.
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:31 |
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I rushed in to that one to make the magician joke, but someone beat me to it.
I didn’t even think of the thigh gap for that other one. Nice.
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:31 |
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But “fetish tennis” really rolls off the tongue. If you know what I mean.
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:37 |
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You’re right, it does. It’s better than “fetish badminton,” “fetish squash,” “fetish raquetball” and “fetish pickleball”
How about “fetish handball?”
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:37 |
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Tried saying it ten times fast. Ended up sounding like Sean Connery.
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Yeah, I could get in on that too.
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:38 |
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Too obvious. Maybe.
![]() 01/28/2016 at 13:39 |
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That’s how you know it’s right.