![]() 01/22/2016 at 11:52 • Filed to: Retrospect | ![]() | ![]() |
I had a cool roommate. Even before the cars, he was a cool roommate, and a good friend.
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This could totally be a choose your own adventure book!
“I had a cool roommate. Even before the cars, he was a cool roommate, and a good friend. “ Until he ate my last taco. Now he’s somewhere that only the buzzards will find him.
![]() 01/22/2016 at 12:17 |
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More than can be said about my roommate, who left his toenail clippings on the floor and fought against picking them up.
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Never fuck with a man’s taco.