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I love reading about criminals foiled by the mysterious 3rd pedal
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Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can’t drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin’ on! You think that’s funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can’t drive this kinda car? I’ll tell you why, I’m used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That’s what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves !!
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I guess theivery is the only employment one is suited for when the complexities of moving a lever and pushing a pedal at the same time are too confusing to comprehend.
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In the ongoing evolution of humankind, will the left leg wither and disappear completely, or does the 2 feet/ 2 pedals combination have a logical conclusion?
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Holy crap that top reply.is racists af
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Should not surprise anybody that they were black. To lazy to work for what they want, and to stupid to be able to drive a manual transmission. That is typical!!
Literally the first fucking comment in that article. Thank you internet, for once again ruining my day.
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I didn't even look at the comments wow
![]() 01/14/2016 at 14:57 |
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It’s a right sided news source, I’m not surprised.
![]() 01/14/2016 at 16:19 |
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As a forward-thinking progressive, I was expecting the Amish. Pronounced Aymish.
![]() 01/14/2016 at 16:23 |
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The correct thing to say would be, this happened because they made bad choices in life, not because they are black.
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Most amateur car thieves don’t understand how a car really works. It’s just not part of the job.
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They should stick to bicycles. Unless the two pedals thing confuses them.