![]() 01/10/2016 at 19:53 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 01/10/2016 at 20:46 |
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I don’t even. How can you have a red and blue saber at the same time?
![]() 01/10/2016 at 21:21 |
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it’s clearly causing a disturbance in the force
![]() 01/10/2016 at 21:22 |
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You’re gonna have bigger problems than color coordination after that 180° anti-crossguard slices off your wrist.
![]() 01/10/2016 at 21:46 |
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Four fucking crystals? Jesus. Ren can barely get one synthetic crystal to stabilise and this fucker is running around with a quad-crystal tri-colored penis enhancement.
![]() 01/10/2016 at 22:00 |
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Ren was just jelly he couldn’t gather up the crystals for real light saber swag like this.
![]() 01/10/2016 at 22:03 |
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My son got this for Christmas from an uncle. It disassembles and reassembles in several different configurations.
![]() 01/10/2016 at 22:06 |
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Your brother is clearly a sith trying to goad a youngling into having an ‘accident’ during his Jedi training.
![]() 01/10/2016 at 22:28 |
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Headline: “Area Padawan accidentally kills self with illegal Lightsabre, Jedi council to tighten import inspections from Tatooine.”
![]() 01/11/2016 at 02:39 |
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God this thing pisses me off!!! Darth Maul was a bunch of bullshit, but this just takes the cake. Our kids are already destined to be stupid, but this just isn't fair.
![]() 01/13/2016 at 14:35 |
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Darth Maul was one of the few good things to come out of the prequels, shut your mouth!
I do hate these lightsabers though, buncha bs.
![]() 01/13/2016 at 14:40 |
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I meant his lightsaber. I never thought about it before I saw this stupid consumerist toy, but it makes sense. The lightsaber is based off a sword, and have you ever seen a double edged sword. (please note I haven't Googled this though I'm thinking I should...)
![]() 01/13/2016 at 14:47 |
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I’ve seen pole-staffs, which is what Maul’s Saber basically is. A double-sided sword doesn’t make sense because of the weight penalty, all a lightsabers’ weight is in the handle, so there is no downside assuming you can keep from whacking yourself. Also, a lightsaber cuts in any direction, something that a double sided sword can’t do. Assuming a force user is the person wielding it, a double-sided lightsaber makes a lot of sense really.
![]() 01/13/2016 at 16:15 |
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I won’t argue that, but I think we can agree Maul's lightsaber influenced this piece of shit we both hate.
![]() 01/13/2016 at 16:29 |
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It’s actually the Rebels show that has made random crazy lightsabers a thing, the padawan kid has a blaster built into his. I’m not impressed.
![]() 01/13/2016 at 20:14 |
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Yeah that's very true, in terms of the random thing, but I think the multi blades on one thing probably come from Maul.