"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/08/2016 at 13:00 • Filed to: None

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According to Progressive, the XJS convertibles were powered by V10s.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/08/2016 at 13:02

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You can’t count on all 12 firing, it’s a concession that Progressive is giving the owners. They shouldn’t be charged if they can’t use them.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/08/2016 at 13:03

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That’s because two of them don’t work.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/08/2016 at 13:12

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I see my work here is already done. Carry on.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/08/2016 at 13:32

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They’re assuming that two stopped working.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/08/2016 at 13:34

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You are the third person to make that joke.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/08/2016 at 13:43

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I’m trying to imagine a convertible top that’s so unwieldy that to fit the system they had no choice but to put in a smaller engine.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2016 at 13:44

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It retracts into the front of the car.

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/08/2016 at 14:18

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It’s a good joke. I came here to make it. :)