Oddly Specific Fears

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 01/06/2016 at 18:39 • Filed to: None

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For me, it is walking across the top of a tanker trailer. Not a fan of heights, and having to turn around on a narrow, rounded walkway is terrifying. Do any of you have one of these oddly specific fears?

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 18:47

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People named Jordan and people who name their cars “The Slowrunner.”

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 01/06/2016 at 18:49

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On my way to Seattle... I’ll be there in a few weeks.

Spaceball-Two > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 18:50

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Walking across canted surfaces high off the ground like a steep roof. I hate it.

Berang > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 18:50

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yetis

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 18:50

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brb, getting on a space ship

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Spaceball-Two 01/06/2016 at 18:55

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Heights that are easy to fall of of are awful in general. Bonus fear points for when they are frosted.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 18:57

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Sitting in something gross/sharting (lol) when wearing light-colored pants. Totally irrational, as its never happened to me before, but I still avoid anything white/khaki/tan/light grey. I mainly stick to navy blue, brown and olive chinos, and dark denim.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Berang 01/06/2016 at 18:57

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Honestly the cold terrain surrounding the yetis scare me more, especially as an asthmatic whose trigger is cold.

Spaceball-Two > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 18:57

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I loathe the holiday season because I know I’m going up on the roof to put up lights and may meet my demise.

Xyl0c41n3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 19:00

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I used to work as a stagehand. Tiptoeing along cross beams in the ceiling to adjust lights? No problem. Running the rails? No problem. Going down into the scary ass basement that was perpetually dark? Not a problem, either. But I always kinda feared the ropes/chains that held the electrics and backdrops and other shit would break and send things crashing down onto the stage on our heads.

Also, we had an insanely tall ladder we called the Widowmaker. I never climbed it, because it was just way too tall and made of rickety wood.

Berang > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/06/2016 at 19:00

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Yeah but those are all a given. Imagine a yeti suddenly in the mix.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed 01/06/2016 at 19:05

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I wore khakis today, and during lunch a buffalo sauce packet exploded above my lap... Luckily these pants are already quite stained from work.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Berang 01/06/2016 at 19:09

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pip bip - choose Corrour > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/07/2016 at 02:42

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heights.