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Also happe 2016th birdhday amireca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!``````````````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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You know what?
I’m just going to pour myself another Captain and Dr Pepper, slam that sucker down and just let this one float right out of my head.
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Good way to celebrate the earth’s 2016th birthday!
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GAA!
Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?
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I remember learning in AP U.S. History that Christopher Columbus landed in the Bahamas on January 1, 0.
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No, of course not!
I’m just spreading cheer for people to celebrate the earth’s 2016th birthday.
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Yeah, everyone should remember that!
![]() 01/01/2016 at 20:51 |
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Wouldn’t it be happy belated birthday? Since the planet needs to stop orbiting for a day every 4 years to avoid heat soak (also known as “Global Warming” in some circles), Earth is actually a bit older than 2,017 years and 139 days old. Yeah!