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SOUND OFF OPPONAUTS.
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butts
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I drunk with dog!
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I’m in my apartment by myself, stoned (I’m a lightweight) and thinking how great it would feel to melt into my bed. (It’s not even 9:15 p.m. Pacific Standard Time.)
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Sober, sad, and single here.
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Had 2 real beers and 4 rootbeers. My stomach feels like it’s gonna pop but I’m far from drunk. Probably gonna take a shower and go to bed.
Also it seems that Pitbull is more pale than I am. So I have that going for me.
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Also drunk with my dog, who is terrified of explosions.
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Party Gifs
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how’d that pizza work out
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Ha! I’m sober
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I couldn't tip enough to get the leftovers to the tv but I'm dealing.
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join the club.
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:/
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sorry to ruin the parade...i only drink when I’m out to eat and it’s a nice place
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Fair enough
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Scary doesn’t like this comment
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I know the feel of melting into one’s bed. Can’t complain about tjat.
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Hey Alex, if I wasn’t visiting friends I would also be drunk with my dog
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I like butts,specially big butts
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Do you like them so much you cannot lie.
![]() 01/01/2016 at 01:19 |
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On my forth whiskey and Coke and playing Exploding Kittens with the family. They are equally tanked.
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We can do it. In the butt if you want to.
But what?
In the butt.
But? I don’t know what we’re talking about.
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iSureWillGetWasted checking in. Made it home safe. Saw fireworks. Gf is taking selfies now. Sleepy time.
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Not drunk.
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Yes, a butt is a butt.
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What hell was wrong with Oppo tonight!?