USA, Rock You Like A Huracan (in a Family Sedan)

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 01/24/2016 at 00:45 • Filed to: Murica

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762hp, 713lb.-ft, $115,700 (because $10,000 for ludicrous mode). Here’s your Huracan acceleration.

707hp, 650lb-ft, $62,295. Here’s your Huracan complete batshit, ridiculous, how-is-this-legal ownership experience.

640hp, 630lb.-ft, $83,995. Here’s your access pass to Huracan stupid-crazy track weapon-of-ass-destruction experience.

Obviously the next Ford SHO will be using a trick AWD system and the Ford GT’s 600hp (plus) TT-V6. It will probably be called the Taurus SHOMP (Super High Outpoooooped My Pants).

These vehicles have gone past being sports-sedans and are super-sedans due to the level of absurdity they bring to their segments. We have our niche!

USA! USA! USA! * Daht Daht Dahdut Daaaahhhh Dahdut dut dut Dut DUT!*

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 00:51

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Umm... Ok ?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 00:52

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Tesla > all of the above

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 00:52

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Here we have the Huracan’s crazy styling.

Here we have the Huracan’s tech.

Here we have the Huracan’s batshit insane speeds.

And here we have the Huracan’s passion and soul.

Two of these went from <300 horsepower sports cars to mind-bending supercars, and the other two are just because.

PatBateman > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 00:53

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Don’t give a shit about range, have $120k to drop on a sedan? Tesla P90D.

Want a car that doesn’t stand out too much to normal folk, but will rip it up in a drag race/make all the smoke? Hellcat.

Need a luxury car that’s just as good (if not better) on the track as it is on the road, have your creature comforts, and basically be a high-end Z06? CTS-V.

I'd take the Caddy above the others, personally.

Wobbles the Mind > TheHondaBro 01/24/2016 at 00:57

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Gross, all those are reliable and well built. Completely misses the point! Now random CELs, sunvisors falling down whenever youre over 150mph, and getting 70 year old men to tell you about their Pontiac at gas stations is some true supercar shit.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/24/2016 at 01:00

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Are you shitting me? ARE YOU?!?! Do you even burnouts bro?

Wobbles the Mind > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 01/24/2016 at 01:00

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I’m great, thanks for asking!

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 01:01

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*points at vibe* “THAT’S A REAL GM RIGHT THERE, BUD. THEY DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THEY USED TO, THAT’S FOR SURE.”

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 01/24/2016 at 01:03

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bro..ludicrous mode.....GOING FULL PLAID

Hot Takes Salesman > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 01:06

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Song at the end?

Hot Takes Salesman > TheHondaBro 01/24/2016 at 01:07

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You meant GT-R Nismo for the second to last photo there.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/24/2016 at 01:10

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NEAR PLAID + SWEET BURNOUTS = TRUE ‘MURICAN

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 01/24/2016 at 01:11

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FULL PLAID = TRUE SPACEBALLER

Wobbles the Mind > TheHondaBro 01/24/2016 at 01:13

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“YOU SEE THAT THERE?! THAT’S A HANDCRANK FOR THE WINDOW! YOU DRIVE THAT FANCY THING OF YOURS INTO A LAKE AND GUESS WHAT, PAL...YOU’RE SHIT OUTTA LUCK!”

Wobbles the Mind > Hot Takes Salesman 01/24/2016 at 01:20

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The opening to “Stars and Stripes Forever” by John Phillip Sousa. Classic! The first album to go double aluminum.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/24/2016 at 01:25

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SPACEBALLER CANNOT CANNONBALLER.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 02:17

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No problem, just wanted to make sure you were doing ok .

Brian McKay > PatBateman 01/24/2016 at 04:39

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Yes ... If I win a lottery I’ll buy a CTS-V, an ATS-V coupe, and an ELR.

Jayhawk Jake > Wobbles the Mind 01/24/2016 at 08:26

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Even though I’d buy the Tesla first, I freaking love the CTS-V.

Maybe I could get a lower trim Tesla and an ATS-V...