Just Had the Most NOPE Moment of All Time...

"No Prius Needed" (nopriusneeded) 09/30/2015 at 20:51 • Filed to: None

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That involved these....

So my dad went on a business trip to Switzerland around 2 months ago and brought one of these back. We kind of forgot about the box until today when I saw something move close to it. I picked it up and turns out the thing was full OF FUCKING MAGGOTS. I dropped that shit and ran but thankfully it was sealed so none escaped. When I picked it up later, part of the box collapsed from the weight of the maggots inside. I am never eating Lindt again.

shop-teacher > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 20:58

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I just got the heebee-geebees.

My citroen won't start > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 21:03

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I don’t see how this is Lindt’s fault.

dogisbadob > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 21:04

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ummmmmm, that’s not a Lindt problem, that’s a it’s been laying around for 2 months problem. Chocolate that sits in a regular household environment that long will get bugs and shit at it. They got there when flies went to it and laid their eggs.

They were NOT there when he first picked them up and brought them home!

Tohru > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 21:06

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Chocolates with added protein.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 21:07

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The longest those maggots have been in there is 4 days. I don’t think the problem lies with Lindt.

http://www.orkin.com/flies/house-fl…

Urambo Tauro > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 21:08

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What’s it like- having Joe Rogan for a dad?

RazoE > No Prius Needed 09/30/2015 at 21:13

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Maggots don’t come out of nowhere, and if they were in the chocolate they would have suffocated almost immediately.

No Prius Needed > shop-teacher 09/30/2015 at 21:28

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I still have them.

No Prius Needed > dogisbadob 09/30/2015 at 21:33

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I guess the flies have a great taste in chocolate. They went for that instead of the 3 year old Halloween Candy.

No Prius Needed > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/30/2015 at 21:34

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The box was pretty heavy so it must have been more than 4 days...

No Prius Needed > Urambo Tauro 09/30/2015 at 21:36

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Unpleasant.

KirkyV > No Prius Needed 10/01/2015 at 02:57

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Nothing will ever stop me from eating Lindt.