Coal Roll Tuesday

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart) 09/29/2015 at 13:25 • Filed to: Coal Roll Tuesday

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Here is a wonderful smart fortwo cdi. It is a first generation car, but that little thing is easily capable of 70+ mpg.

It’s not abnormal for the first gen diesel smarts to puff out black smoke on hard acceleration, but this one is modified...so ALL THE SMOKE!

HammerheadFistpunch > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 13:29

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To diesel tuners and coal rollers. You know that a smokeless fire means a hotter, more efficient fire...right? All black smokes shows is that you know how to tell the computer to shovel more fuel in.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 13:30

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and the dyno is like you guys do have a car on there right?

Punk_Girl_98 > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 13:31

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With great HP comes a bit of emissions.... worth it :)

PS9 > HammerheadFistpunch 09/29/2015 at 13:32

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NUH UHH, IT MEANS I’M TELLIN’ OBUMMER AND THE EPA TO GO SUCK A LEMON, AIN’T NOBODY GON’ TELL ME WUTS BEST FER MAH TRUCK!

gin-san - shitpost specialist > HammerheadFistpunch 09/29/2015 at 13:32

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Well, it shows more than that about the driver, although it's only things which are far from flattering.

cnessel27 > HammerheadFistpunch 09/29/2015 at 13:32

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Thank you!

450X_FTW > HammerheadFistpunch 09/29/2015 at 13:34

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Think i’m going to put stickers on trucks that roll coal saying “Cancer FTW!”

HammerheadFistpunch > 450X_FTW 09/29/2015 at 13:37

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I love where your heart is at, but whats the #1 rule for messing with another persons vehicle?

Tripper > HammerheadFistpunch 09/29/2015 at 13:38

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You just don’t do it

450X_FTW > HammerheadFistpunch 09/29/2015 at 13:38

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Is that like rubbing his wife’s feet?

McMike > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 13:42

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70mpg has it’s disadvantages, tho.

450X_FTW > Punk_Girl_98 09/29/2015 at 13:56

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getting cancer is a bit more than “a bit of emissions”. I’d take a Euro 5 diesel, which doesn’t roal coll which is more true to “bit of emissions”

Mercedes Streeter > McMike 09/29/2015 at 14:03

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Not to mention a 20 second sprint to 60 mph :P

Mercedes Streeter > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/29/2015 at 14:04

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“Looking at this graph here, either your car flatlined or it has no power”

Punk_Girl_98 > 450X_FTW 09/29/2015 at 14:17

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A million other things can give you cancer lol

PatBateman > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 14:25

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As cool as that is, I'd still take a Smartbusa.

Mercedes Streeter > PatBateman 09/29/2015 at 14:31

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Since smart now has the forfour back, I’d love to see a W12 or a W16 shoved in the back.

PatBateman > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 14:51

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You’d burn the tires off of it. That, and a new suspension would be needed.

Worth it? You betcha.

MultiplaOrgasms > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2015 at 16:07

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That is still faster than most european base model vans.

450X_FTW > Punk_Girl_98 09/29/2015 at 16:10

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lol yeah like a million particles of soot being shoved into your face because a diesel bro wants to roll coal next to a cross walk.

Punk_Girl_98 > 450X_FTW 09/29/2015 at 16:33

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That’s one.... out of a bazillion!

450X_FTW > Punk_Girl_98 09/29/2015 at 16:46

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ride a motorcycle behind a coal rolling truck and let me know if you still support them. Happens to me all the time and it’s really fucking annoying

Punk_Girl_98 > 450X_FTW 09/29/2015 at 16:50

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Yup, sounds awful. Should be illegal. Just lake a bununch things

pip bip - choose Corrour > Mercedes Streeter 09/30/2015 at 05:54

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*facepalm*