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"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/28/2015 at 13:01 • Filed to: None

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List one reason why “My Car is better than yours” GO!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:03

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Long wheelbase is best wheelbase.

Aluminum spaceframe.

Quattro + V8.

Party-vi > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:04

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BMW roundel

dogisbadob > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:04

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A reliable 4-door sports car with luxury and prestige to impress your friends

Leon711 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:04

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Steering wheel on the right.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:07

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2JZ

Punk_Girl_98 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:08

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Never needs maintenance. (Don’t have a car)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:09

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because it holds the record for the Mt Washington HIll Climb

(yes i know thats a stretch as its not mine but whatev)

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:10

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The back window rolls down. Convertible air flow without the sunburn.

Bonus: I can change the oil without jacking it up.

Milky > dogisbadob 09/28/2015 at 13:10

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“4 door sports car”?

Blondude > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:11

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It can probably survive a nuclear holocaust.

Vimto > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:12

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40 MPG every day without hybrid, diesel, CVT or DSG tech.

DoYouEvenShift > Punk_Girl_98 09/28/2015 at 13:13

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And no insurance payment!

UOnlyLiveOnceDriveAUnicorn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:13

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Unicorn

DoYouEvenShift > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:13

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LS1

Punk_Girl_98 > DoYouEvenShift 09/28/2015 at 13:15

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Lol, bonus!

DrScientist > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:17

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pop up headlights.

Firewrx234 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:17

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Pano sunroof with power retractable liner

willkinton247 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:18

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It’s a GTI, so it does everything well.

functionoverfashion > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:19

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manual awd wagon. Or is that 3 reasons?

Slant6 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:19

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6 DISC CD CHANGER.

and manual.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:24

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Because reasons

marshknute > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:25

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Because blue with gold wheels. Good for literally many extra horsepowers!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:29

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Old enough to drink.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > marshknute 09/28/2015 at 13:31

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Better not put any decals on it or you may blow a cylinder!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Vimto 09/28/2015 at 13:32

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What do you drive?

Nobi > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:34

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Made in ‘Straya. Mate.

fourvalleys > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:45

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I guarantee more people take pictures of my car than yours.

In related “reasons my car is worse than yours,” I guarantee more people take pictures of my car than yours. Please, folks. Keep your hands on the wheel.

Ike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:51

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It's a R Volvo

roflcopter > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:53

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Because fireballs.

TractorPillow > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:55

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Because viper as daily driver.

TractorPillow > fourvalleys 09/28/2015 at 13:56

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So true.

Master Cylinder > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 13:58

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Because manual steering, no ABS, no traction control, and manual transmission.

Milky > DrScientist 09/28/2015 at 13:59

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Both of those gifs are prime for - “ Do she got a booty? She do. ”

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 14:07

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It’s a GTI with a sense of humor.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 14:47

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Miata. Boom!

My other one can do this

and this

and this

Vimto > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 15:30

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2015 Sentra manual

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 17:13

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It’s a Ranger and everyone wishes Ford still sold the Ranger in the US

wiffleballtony > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 18:12

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My car is better because it has the word Tang in it. Which as we all know is the best powder based orange beverage.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > wiffleballtony 09/28/2015 at 18:15

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Do astronauts prefer to drive your car?

wiffleballtony > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 18:18

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Yes.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 19:02

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Because it just is and you need to accept that.

The Compromiser > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/28/2015 at 21:07

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First I will need to know what you drive. Then I can tell you why it’s better.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > The Compromiser 09/29/2015 at 11:41

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Your sense of superiority needs to be absolute and not based on others.

The Compromiser > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/29/2015 at 13:03

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How can I tell you how your car is better if I don’t even know what it is?