OWWWW!

"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe) 09/28/2015 at 09:17 • Filed to: Tonguebiters, Awkward, Happy Monday

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I’m a spaz, I’m aware of this. I confirmed it to my co-workers this morning.

I’m walking into work chewing gum and bite my tongue so hard I felt dizzy. My instant reaction was to yelp and clench my fists, waving them a bit as the surprising pain completely overwhelmed me.

So mind you, I’m in a parking lot, so there are others there too. They all turn like I’ve been hit by a car, only to see a grown man punching the air with a look of sheer pain on his face and nothing else anywhere near him.

No amount of explaining will correct this situation.

Then I realize my boss’ boss is behind me and totally taken aback by this entire thing. So I do the only thing I can do.

I turn to her and calmly said,

“Happy Monday.”

PyramidHat > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 09/28/2015 at 09:29

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Excellent save!

supra-squirrel > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 09/28/2015 at 10:12

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You could always say bad reaction to new medication. Then you can just be insane the rest of the day.

Nauraushaun > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 09/28/2015 at 23:06

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I lol’d at this. I don’t usually lol, well done sir.

Was on the train at the time.