Tonight's Craigslist finds!

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
09/27/2015 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!0 Kinja'd!!! 4

Let’s start with this Lemons candidate!

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Stick-on flame portholes still counts as “unmolested” nice to know

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“DMV just needs death certificate”

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“cosmetic work”

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5196116081…


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/27/2015 at 22:55

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....’just needs death certificate”....

wut


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/27/2015 at 22:57

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Totally not some shitty respray


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/27/2015 at 23:14

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Whoever is selling that hardbody should be imprisoned and slapped.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/27/2015 at 23:17

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Retread of mine from NPOCP. The only reason I remember it is someone just starred it a few minutes ago. Enjoy.

I VARY RARELY READ THE CRAIGSLIST ARTICLES BECAUSE THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH ALL THE CAPITALS AND NO PUNCHEWATION AND MISPELLINGS AND DUMB OUTDATED T9 TEXT WORDS THAT AREN’T REALLY WORDS AND PEOPLE GOING ON AND ON AN ON AND ON ABOUT CRAP THAT ISN’T REALLY RELEVANT LIKE OWNERS MANUALS AND TOOL KITS AND HOW MANY TIMES THEY BOUGHT TIRES AND THEY REPLACED THE ALTERNATOR 25,000 MILES AGO WHICH IS A BONUS BECAUSE OF COURSE I WOULD BUY YOUR CAR EVEN IF THE ALTERNATOR WAS BAD AND OR COURSE THE CHECK ENGINE LIGHT IS ON, BUT ITS NOTHING, YOU CAN FIX FOR 8 BUCKS IN YOUR DRIVE WAY AND DON’T BOTHER CALLING ME IF YOUR GONG TO LOW BALL ME I DON’T HAVE TIME DON’T EMAIL ME DON’T TEXT ME DON’T CALL ME DON’T STOP BY MY HOUSE DON’T COME TO MY WORK I WANT TO SELL THIS THING BUT NEVER MAKE CONTACT WITH ME AND I’LL NEVER BE AVAILABLE AND WHEN YOU DO WANT TO BUY IT, I MAY CHANGE MY MIND THAT I DON’T WANT TO SELL IT AND THEN PUT IT BACK UP THE NEXT DAY FOR A HIGHER PRICE THINKING NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.... *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh* my number is 3 twelve uno 678 forty two 1793 WHICH OBVIOUSLY IS TOO MANY NUMBERS BUT I WAS TRYING TO SPELL OUT STUFF TO CONFUSE THE SPIDERS THAT SIFT PHONE NUMBERS OFF OF CRAIGLIST TO SPAM ME WHICH NO ONE IS SURE HAS EVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED IT’S NOT LIKE CRAIGSLIST IS THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD TO FIND PHONE NUMBERS AND IF YOU ARE SPOHISITICATED ENOUGH TO SPIDER PHONES NUMBERS OFF OF CL THEN YOU WOULD VERY LIKEY BE ABLE TO ACCESS DATABASE RECORDS IN OTHER PLACES THAT WOULD GET YOU A WHOLE LOT MORE PHONE NUMBERS...