What's under the tarp, Oppo?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/24/2015 at 16:08 • Filed to: guess the car

This house is my neighborhood is a summer home, it sits vacant 9 months out of the year, however this car is left hear year round. It has never moved nor has the tarp come off. The small size and extremely slanted hood makes me think Fiero or MR2. What say you, Oppo?

DISCUSSION (21)

jariten1781 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:12

Spiders, potentially hornets and rats.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:13

A automobile of the “sporty” variety

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:19

It isn’t a Fiero. Too narrow and that mirror isn’t a Fiero mirror.

Mirror also indicates it isn’t an MR-2.

Was thinking maybe second-gen RX-7, but Google says no.

LuczOr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:20

FC RX-7? Just a guess.

LongbowMkII > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:22

that hood is way too long for either of those.

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:22

TR7?... at work - can anyone post a photo?

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:23

Wedge front end, narrow body...I’m thinkin’ Dodge Daytona?? WhadoIwin!?

Punk_Girl_98 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:24

Those damn red wasps and spiders.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Steve in Manhattan
09/24/2015 at 16:28

That mirror is way too modern to be a TR7.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:31

Did u go look?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > banjo cat ghost of oppo past
09/24/2015 at 16:31

Mirror is wrong.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/24/2015 at 16:32

No. I don’t trespass. I took that picture from the road.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/24/2015 at 16:43

I'm not sure if angle/perspective is throwing me off (or years of drugs and alcohol has final taken its toll) but I keep thinking Porsche 944. Long hood, kinda slanty towards the front, the mirror kind of looks like the mirror I see in some pictures of the 944 (after doing a quick google search). It looks like it's some sort of weird green/teal, and I'm not sure if 944s were ever made with such a colour. Also, the hood looks like it slopes downward toward the nose a lot more than a 944, but I'm still going to guess a 944 anyway.