Possibly the best Craigslist Ad Ever

"whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU" (whiskey-business) 09/24/2015 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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Slightly NSFW if your workplace dislikes humor and proper protection. Ad after the break.

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https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/522744…

Party-vi > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 14:43

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That is a fantastic nickname.

Punk_Girl_98 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 14:45

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Ugh, no.

But I get it lol. Some guys need cars to, “get chicks”. Lol. I don’t think anyone here is like that though. Ya’ll seem cool.

DrJohannVegas > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 14:45

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“No such thing as bad publicity.”

Party-vi > Punk_Girl_98 09/24/2015 at 14:49

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He definitely is not getting any action from anyone in that car - probably just used for the humor of a CL listing.

Chariotoflove > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 14:50

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My fav part is the free condom. That doubled the value of the purchase (assuming it’s unused; the owner didn’t actually say).

LongbowMkII > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 14:52

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NP. buy your 50+mpg beaters why gas is cheap, and flip it for 3,000 when gas is back over $4.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 14:55

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On another note, whenever someone says, “wait for it,” in the middle of a sentence it makes me want to punch them in the mouth.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > LongbowMkII 09/24/2015 at 14:59

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Then buy a Suburban when gas is high and sell when prices drop

and then repeat, a never ending cycle of making money!

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/24/2015 at 15:01

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I hear I have a very punchable face. However, it is a quote from a show and I would prefer if you stowed your pugilism.

Punk_Girl_98 > Party-vi 09/24/2015 at 15:02

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Isn’t there a Best of Craigslist site somewhere? Some people create some seriously funny ads. Not real of course, but very well done lol.

Party-vi > Punk_Girl_98 09/24/2015 at 15:10

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Not sure about a Best-Of, but it’s odd that some of the most memorable are for car sales, like that Pontiac a while back. Actually, I think all I’ve ever used CL for is car stuff.

Punk_Girl_98 > Party-vi 09/24/2015 at 15:23

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Me too. Just dreaming about the cars I want and can’t afford lol.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 09/24/2015 at 16:04

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Now is not the time for a catchphrase from early episodes of “How I Met Your Mother.”

In other news, the Germans have a word for that. “Backpfeifengesicht.”

From the article:

Do you ever look at someone and feel like punching them in the face? Well, Germans have a unique word for that face: Backpfeifengesicht — a face that’s badly in need of a fist.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Punk_Girl_98 09/24/2015 at 16:42

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Why yes, yes there is.

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Party-vi 09/24/2015 at 16:42

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https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all

Punk_Girl_98 > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 09/24/2015 at 17:09

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OMG Thank you *hugs*

Laurence > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 10/01/2015 at 16:24

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Thanks for sharing this; some of these are great!

(Not car related, but still hilarious, even if I feel bad for laughing)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/alb…