AMA: Ram ProMaster Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
09/24/2015 at 10:04 • Filed to: None

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Last night, at around 11pm, Dogapult and I were at a Ford/Dodge dealership making fun of the inventory. We found that they had left the Ram ProMaster unlocked. Ask us anything.

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It has 17 miles on it. The Tohru Bonneville is visible through the windshield.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Tohru
09/24/2015 at 10:09

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How many Raphael Orloves can fit in the back?

Asking for a friend.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > not for canada - australian in disguise
09/24/2015 at 10:12

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Are we talking liquified Orloves, dismembered Orloves, bagged Orloves, cramped Orloves, or living, comfortable Orloves? I think those are all different numbers.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > not for canada - australian in disguise
09/24/2015 at 10:12

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Side by side or stacked?


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > duurtlang
09/24/2015 at 10:13

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Just stuffed in there, as packed as possible.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/24/2015 at 10:13

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We should take into account all possible Orloves.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Tohru
09/24/2015 at 10:22

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So you just wandered onto the lot at 11pm and weren’t kicked off by security/arrested for trespassing? Awful trustworthy place you live at.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Tohru
09/24/2015 at 10:26

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If you tint the windows, will they throw in the “ProMastur” badges for free?


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/24/2015 at 11:35

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He’s probably white so they figured he was just shopping


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 450X_FTW
09/24/2015 at 11:45

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I was going to suggest white privilege  Although truth be told I too am white, so the same could apply for me as well


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Tohru
09/24/2015 at 15:05

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Why the hell did they have to make the standard roof model so tall? 7.5 feet is too big to fit in a standard car wash. We’d buy 2 of them this minute if they were 7’.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > fhrblig
09/24/2015 at 17:02

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Because it’s weird and European. This one even had a roof rack to make it taller.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Ash78, voting early and often
09/24/2015 at 17:03

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No, but if you buy the dealer-installed waterproof mattress they’ll throw in “Ram PornMaster” badges.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/24/2015 at 17:04

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They don’t have night security, just cameras.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > 450X_FTW
09/24/2015 at 17:06

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Racism on Oppo? Really, dude?


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > not for canada - australian in disguise
09/24/2015 at 17:07

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I would say 12 to 15, if they were intact. 20, if in garbage bags.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Tohru
09/24/2015 at 21:55

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It’s not racism if it’s true dude


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > Tohru
09/25/2015 at 23:04

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I don’t think I’d call that racism, moreso just pointing out the unfortunate fact that such racism still exists.