![]() 09/22/2015 at 15:43 • Filed to: calvin & hobbes, planelopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
So long, suckers.
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Aren’t we all just counting the days until we strike it über rich and fly off on a G650 to a private island where we don’t have to listen to the bullshit we currently listen to?
I mean, I am.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 15:49 |
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So... uh... do you need someone to purchase and transport beer to your island? Because, I know a guy who might be into that...
![]() 09/22/2015 at 15:50 |
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I think there’s another show and tell or similar incident in which he actually starts walking out the door.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 15:56 |
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I guess we could set that up. What kind of beer do the ultra rich drink, anyways? Is there a Dom Perignon of beers?
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:01 |
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There are many holy grail type beers.
Westvleteren XII is near the top of most lists. But there are the Sam Adams Utopias, pretty much everything from Cantillon, and many others, of course, I have known more than a few folks who still, regardless of their wealth, have no taste in beer and continue to drink “lite” American macros... which confuses the crap out of me.
(Money doesn’t buy you taste).
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:07 |
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A few years ago, I was in the beer section of the local Krogers. Half the fridge area was filled with cheap light beer, the other half with nice craft/microbrewery ales. They were divided perfectly, with a little wall in the fridge.
I called that the line between good taste and bad taste.
I’m looking up some “expensive” beers right now. Apparently, there are champagne-style beers. That'll work.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:08 |
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I’m afraid that ship has sailed for me.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:12 |
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Sadly, it’s Pabst. They prefer to spend their money on other things.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:13 |
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I believe this to be the one of which you speak.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:16 |
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Krieks? Lambics? some TIPAs? Barrel-aged Porters and Stouts?
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:16 |
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Yes. Exactly that one.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:19 |
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So you’re saying that you had a yacht but it slipped away?
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:23 |
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It’s an idiom. I have never owned a yacht.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:26 |
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What did you call me?!?!
;)
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:30 |
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Nonsense. Powerball.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:41 |
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Lotteries are a tax on people who don’t understand math.
![]() 09/22/2015 at 16:58 |
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I agree, but if that's your best chances... LOL