You know...

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/21/2015 at 05:49 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!1 Kinja'd!!! 10
Kinja'd!!!

Why can’t we just call it American Rugby or Armored Rugby?


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 06:11

Kinja'd!!!1

the term you mean is Thugby.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 06:36

Kinja'd!!!5

THIS IS MURRIKA! WE DON’T USE THOSE STINKIN EUROPEAN STANDARDS. FUCK KILOMETERS, IT’S MILES! FUCK FOOTBALL, IT’S SOCCER! THE FUCK IS A MANUAL? THREE PEDALS? A STICK SHIFT?! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY CHEESEBURGER AND HOLD MY GUNS AT THE SAME TIME?! AND WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS IT TO NOT BE IN A V8?!?!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
09/21/2015 at 06:38

Kinja'd!!!1

as i was reading that all i could hear were banjos playing.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 07:10

Kinja'd!!!1

Or Gay Pussy Rugby with a Hint Of Traumatic Brain Injury?

Sorry the people who play football in my school are douchebags. They also suck at football, lol


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 07:11

Kinja'd!!!0

Because people would think that men are actually playing it.

Yeah I said it. Come at me.


Kinja'd!!! wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 07:49

Kinja'd!!!0

Armored Rugby sounds pretty badass.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 09:00

Kinja'd!!!0

Doesn’t really work, since they’re pretty different. For one thing, there’s a bit less group hug. We only do one-on-one hugs in ‘Murica.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 09:08

Kinja'd!!!0

Armored rugby is medieval rugby.

We have technology!

Technology that makes an egg shaped inflatable object that you carry with your hands into a “football”.

Duh.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > wunderwagen wants a longer roof
09/21/2015 at 10:04

Kinja'd!!!1

That’s nothing compared to Armored Car Rugby.

Replace the Kias with some bank cars and other cars that can do the job and Ka-boom! you got a sport.


Kinja'd!!! wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Wheelerguy
09/21/2015 at 11:22

Kinja'd!!!1

You could make it really unpredictable and fun by using surplus Hummers similar to Doug’s. Since there are about to be a ton thanks to Osh Kosh.