![]() 09/21/2015 at 05:49 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Why can’t we just call it American Rugby or Armored Rugby?
![]() 09/21/2015 at 06:11 |
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the term you mean is Thugby.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 06:36 |
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THIS IS MURRIKA! WE DON’T USE THOSE STINKIN EUROPEAN STANDARDS. FUCK KILOMETERS, IT’S MILES! FUCK FOOTBALL, IT’S SOCCER! THE FUCK IS A MANUAL? THREE PEDALS? A STICK SHIFT?! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY CHEESEBURGER AND HOLD MY GUNS AT THE SAME TIME?! AND WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS IT TO NOT BE IN A V8?!?!
![]() 09/21/2015 at 06:38 |
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as i was reading that all i could hear were banjos playing.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 07:10 |
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Or Gay Pussy Rugby with a Hint Of Traumatic Brain Injury?
Sorry the people who play football in my school are douchebags. They also suck at football, lol
![]() 09/21/2015 at 07:11 |
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Because people would think that men are actually playing it.
Yeah I said it. Come at me.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 07:49 |
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Armored Rugby sounds pretty badass.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 09:00 |
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Doesn’t really work, since they’re pretty different. For one thing, there’s a bit less group hug. We only do one-on-one hugs in ‘Murica.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 09:08 |
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Armored rugby is medieval rugby.
We have technology!
Technology that makes an egg shaped inflatable object that you carry with your hands into a “football”.
Duh.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 10:04 |
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That’s nothing compared to Armored Car Rugby.
Replace the Kias with some bank cars and other cars that can do the job and Ka-boom! you got a sport.
![]() 09/21/2015 at 11:22 |
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You could make it really unpredictable and fun by using surplus Hummers similar to Doug’s. Since there are about to be a ton thanks to Osh Kosh.