The FP has another new author

"scoob" (scoobsti) 09/19/2015 at 16:45 • Filed to: None

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But to me, she doesn’t exist. Why? Because she didn’t do an AMA thread, and therefore I didn’t get to ask her some !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Wobbles the Mind > scoob 09/19/2015 at 16:55

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Alanis King, really? Alan is King!

citizennick > scoob 09/19/2015 at 16:58

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Looks like a stock photo. I believe this is Travis Okulski disguising himself as someone else. Makes sense.

lonestranger > scoob 09/19/2015 at 17:02

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20. Did she ever have a music career, where she once used only her first name, and had a video with any then-future cast members of “Friends”?

Captain of the Enterprise > scoob 09/19/2015 at 17:07

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I'm starting to hate Jalopnik anyway, it's all clickbait with horrible commenters and I keep finding spelling errors which honestly annoys me because they get paid to write so you should check for errors, it's just professional. I'm honestly not trying to troll but I don't like the site anymore

Laurence > Wobbles the Mind 09/19/2015 at 17:09

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Love this video; gets me every time

TheHondaBro > Captain of the Enterprise 09/19/2015 at 17:13

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Its all Gawkers fault.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Captain of the Enterprise 09/19/2015 at 17:14

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wah I’m so mad that the headlines aren’t as spectacular as the articles themselves and wah why can’t these people type the word correctly the first time wahhh

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Captain of the Enterprise 09/19/2015 at 17:15

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They all need to have editors go over their stuff to check for grammatical errors. It gets on my nerves so much.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > scoob 09/19/2015 at 17:17

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My dad’s scout master in Indiana was named Alan King.....Weird.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > scoob 09/19/2015 at 17:22

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I’m pretty sure she’s the picture that comes in the frame.

Spaceball-Two > scoob 09/19/2015 at 17:23

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It’s like 10,ooo spoons when all you need is a knife.

Captain of the Enterprise > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 09/19/2015 at 17:43

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I was expecting that I respect your opinion and reserve the right to have mine

samssun > citizennick 09/19/2015 at 17:52

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#ILookLikeAnOppoMinion? Muh patriarchyyyyyyyyyyy...

Birddog > scoob 09/19/2015 at 18:16

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The “Real” FP authors are on Oppo. What you’re seeing is yet another Talking Head.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 09/19/2015 at 19:07

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And that pic is the first result on Google Images.

It has to be Travis.

Sneaky Pete > PanchoVilleneuve ST 09/19/2015 at 19:35

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I would leave her picture in the frame and take it to work and tell my coworkers she is my gf.

Tekamul > scoob 09/19/2015 at 19:54

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The weekend gig is more of a fill in for aspiring writers currently in support roles.

She’s a perfectly good candidate for the role, as she is painfully young.

pjhusa > scoob 09/19/2015 at 21:12

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What's an FP again?

scoob > pjhusa 09/19/2015 at 22:17

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Fleshpound?

Kailand09 > Captain of the Enterprise 09/19/2015 at 22:29

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Agreed. That’s like a structural engineer not checking his work before giving the OK to build a bridge.

Oops it broke, oh well! I got paid!

pjhusa > scoob 09/19/2015 at 23:10

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Doesn’t seem to fit in this context.

scoob > pjhusa 09/19/2015 at 23:21

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You don’t fit in this context.

pjhusa > scoob 09/20/2015 at 10:48

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Admittedly a good burn