Syrian Oppo

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 09/16/2015 at 16:10 • Filed to: None

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Be alert, sheeple

Because Racecar > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:13

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I have a pretty warped sense of humor but I think this is a little too much for a website about cars.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:17

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Today was not a good day.

Tekamul > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:18

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I know that guy. He is legitimately Syrian. I saw him hoppin’ in the boat, all like

BYE, BASHAR

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Because Racecar 09/16/2015 at 16:19

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True. That’s why I didn’t post it on a site about cars

ttyymmnn > Because Racecar 09/16/2015 at 16:19

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Oppo is an off-topic forum where most people post about cars. And just about anything else.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Tekamul 09/16/2015 at 16:20

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That’s not even how that joke joke works

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:24

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They totally ripped off my high school’s motto... we’re going to sue I tell you! SUE!

Not sure why my High school uses this motto now that I think about it... ¯\_()_/¯

ttyymmnn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:24

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Escaping Syria, in a kayak, and remembering to bring his favorite fishing pole. Got it.

Tekamul > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:24

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Wait, are we telling jokes?

What’s the best part about a Ford?

It comes out of the factory with the issues already circled!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Tekamul 09/16/2015 at 16:26

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD, I’m pocketing that one for a rainy day

Brian, The Life of > Tekamul 09/16/2015 at 16:33

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ttyymmnn > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/16/2015 at 16:38

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It means “In this sign you will conquer.” As in the sign of the Cross. You know, like the Crusades and stuff, though the motto appeared in a vision (in Greek) to Constantine I, the first Roman Emperor to convert to Christianity. So if you hate Muslims, and want to kill them all in the name of Christ, it’s a great motto.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ttyymmnn 09/16/2015 at 16:48

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I know what it means. Which now that I think of it is super weird because my school was neither military nor religious based so... weird choice of motto.

wiffleballtony > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 16:48

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Are we there yet?

ttyymmnn > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/16/2015 at 16:50

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If it didn’t have a religious affiliation, why were there two crosses on the coat of arms?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ttyymmnn 09/16/2015 at 17:23

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“Academic, sporting and cultural aspects of school life were catered for but Mr Barton felt the spiritual needs of the students should be met. Fund raising began for a chapel and the Dudley Barton Sanctuary was opened in 1977, dedicated by the Bishop of Natal. Despite being a public school, Kloof High retains its Christian ethos, but accommodates pupils of all religions.”

Huh, today I learned...

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > wiffleballtony 09/16/2015 at 17:33

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We never even left. Leaving was a figment of our imagination, yearning for greener pastures

-Dickbutt

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 18:42

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Nice

Hot Takes Salesman > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/16/2015 at 21:08

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English racists are extremely annoying racists. And racists are annoying as standard