Just almost killed Bambi!

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
09/12/2015 at 14:54 • Filed to: None

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Why lift off before a blind crest if you know that the road will just continue to be dead straight? Well, I now know why. Came back from a nice dinner and hit this nice driving road through the woods when suddenly this fucking animal stood in the middle of the road. Mashed the brake pedal into the floor but it would have been too late had it not decided to leisurely stroll back into the woods. What irks me is that I completely forgot what to do in such a situation (hit the horn, lights on low beam), and that I could have known that there’s alot of wildlife in these woods. Stupid beginners mistake! Well, nothing happened so I’ll flush out the adrenalin with a few beers. Cheers!


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Klaus Schmoll
09/12/2015 at 15:50

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I fucking hate deer. I could shoot a baby deer right between the eyes and all I’d feel is recoil. They’re 150lb. rodents with the intelligence of turnips, given the ability to run 20mph and jump 8 feet high. They’re an argument against intelligent design, because what omnipotent being would design something that stupid?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Klaus Schmoll
09/12/2015 at 16:28

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A deer helped me on two things;

Test how good my new (not carbon) ceramic brake pads could work and a durability test on my laptop plus its new Samsung SSD 850 Evo (Benchmark results in a later post.)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Klaus Schmoll
09/12/2015 at 21:34

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Damn deer. Had one kill my GS300 by jumping over a guard rail into my car.