I never realized parking was so difficult...

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
09/12/2015 at 10:47 • Filed to: Parking, Wtf, Florida, Altima, Idiots, Fail

But then again I do live in Florida so anything is possible...

DISCUSSION (23)

pip bip - choose Corrour > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 10:50

looks good to me.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 10:53

Nailed it.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 10:54

O.o

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 11:04

#Florida

LongbowMkII > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 11:07

they got pissed at the CVT being unresponsive and slammed on the gas.

#xtroniclyfe

DoYouEvenShift > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 11:08

I live in FL too, and Ive learned that driving in general is really fucking difficult. At least from my observations of other people.

CounterTorqueSteer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 11:21

Whereabouts in Florida?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > DoYouEvenShift
09/12/2015 at 11:29

I don't think you need to go to FL to learn that. About 2/3rds of US drivers should probably have their licenses revoked.

DoYouEvenShift > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
09/12/2015 at 11:47

I agree with you there. Very sad.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CounterTorqueSteer
09/12/2015 at 12:01

Southwest. Sarasota Bradenton area

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 12:25

Looks like someone mixed up the pedals...

CounterTorqueSteer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 12:36

I thought that parking lot looked familiar. I'm from Venice and my uncle lives in Sarasota.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CounterTorqueSteer
09/12/2015 at 13:27

Oh Shit really?

I live in Venice! So you know first hand about the demographics and quality of drivers

Baeromez > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 14:08

Damn senior citizens, just die already. IT’S MY TIME NOW!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 14:13

Given that this is Florida that we are talking about, I'm surprised there isn't a naked person on meth involved.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Baeromez
09/12/2015 at 14:18

Do you know the median age of my town?

Its 69 years old. It was actually 70 last year so I mean we are a bit younger

Baeromez > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 15:02

You guys have it rough down there. It’s only 56 over here in Cocoa Beach and I still feel like I’m living in a retirement home.

CounterTorqueSteer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 16:13

You mean how it’s abysmal? Yeah...

I don't currently live in Venice, but I visit semi-often. We should go to Ideal Classic Cars sometime!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 22:20

I think that Florida makes everyone park worse. Just look at my parking jobs in the Passat.

Kinja'd!!!

FlimFlamMan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2015 at 22:40

Down here in Miami/Ft. Lauderdale area drivers are ridiculous, especially on I-95.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > FlimFlamMan
09/12/2015 at 23:32

We went to a marlins game last Saturday, first time ive ever been that way (that I remember) and holy hell. Either grandma crawls in the slow lane or you get passed by people doing near triple digits on all sides. And left exits stress me out a lot,

Not fun.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
09/12/2015 at 23:32

Must be all the humidity or something

FlimFlamMan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/13/2015 at 09:18

Yup... led me to getting a dash cam... heh.