Texts From Dad

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 09/09/2015 at 11:37 • Filed to: None

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Dad texts me, says there’s a “F117GTR in my parking lot right now. Rivets and carbon fiber everywhere.”

Thus far all I can find is the above rendering. Anyone have a clue what he’s talking about?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:40

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Isn’t it obvious that that is the car?

Sam > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:42

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Have him take a picture?

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:42

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Funny, the last text I got from my dad was, “coffee taco”

I’m still trying to figure out if he meant there’s a coffee-flavored taco or what.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:44

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Suspicion: either a GTR with goofy body kit or something with goofy body kit pretending to be a GTR. Says F117 conspicuously on it, because stealth fighter, brah. Is almost 100% certainly matte black.

HammerheadFistpunch > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:46

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Rivets, carbon fiber...maybe?

Party-vi > Xyl0c41n3 09/09/2015 at 11:46

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Coffee to-go? Speech to text gone wrong maybe? Does your dad have a habit of shouting his drive-through instructions into his phone?

Wacko > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:46

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respond to him SR20

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:47

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Maybe a Liberty Walk GTR? They look kind of similar.

Party-vi > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/09/2015 at 11:47

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It would be except that’s a DeviantArt rendering.

EL_ULY > Xyl0c41n3 09/09/2015 at 11:47

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Maybe Choco Taco, mmmmm!

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 09/09/2015 at 11:47

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Get

Terrorists

Running?

Party-vi > Sam 09/09/2015 at 11:47

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Not allowed, for reasons.

Party-vi > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/09/2015 at 11:48

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I’m guessing it’s something similar.

Party-vi > Wacko 09/09/2015 at 11:48

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He will ask why I’m texting him Nissan engine nomenclature.

Party-vi > HammerheadFistpunch 09/09/2015 at 11:48

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I mean, it’s possible.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 11:51

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I much prefer texts from dog

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Xyl0c41n3 09/09/2015 at 11:56

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It’s a thing that needs to exist. Picture, if you will, a tortilla that is soaked in coffee prior to being baked, and probably with mole chicken as a filling.

DoYouEvenShift > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 12:00

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It better have a low radar signature or else false advertising.

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 12:07

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Heh. Nah, he was being literal. He was inviting me over for tacos and coffee. He regularly sends me texts about food, heh.

Edit: Sorry for the HUGE image. :-/

Party-vi > Xyl0c41n3 09/09/2015 at 12:10

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My dad does this, but with cigars and rum, because he is a bastard.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 09/09/2015 at 12:13

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I would love to see track comparisons of liberty wok walk’d cars vs their stock brethren.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 12:15

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Why would you?

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 12:15

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Hehehe. Sounds like we both have awesome dads. :D

Xyl0c41n3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/09/2015 at 12:15

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Oh god. Now I want my mama’s pollo en mole. Gee thanks, Rover! :D

Xyl0c41n3 > EL_ULY 09/09/2015 at 12:16

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I will take two, please.

Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll take the whole box.

Actually, I have a box of Klondike ice cream sandwiches sitting in my freezer right now. :)

Party-vi > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/09/2015 at 12:17

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I have no idea.

Party-vi > Xyl0c41n3 09/09/2015 at 12:17

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No your dad is awesome. Mine is still a bastard.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Xyl0c41n3 09/09/2015 at 12:26

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I don’t always cook, but when I do - i prefer fancy. This last weekend I was staying with a friend for Dragon Con, so I hit up the Korean market and did two evenings of Korean food for him and his wife (and me and a couple of others, obviously).

Patrick Nichols > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 12:59

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Does seem to possibly exist outside of that rendering by GIS

Party-vi > Patrick Nichols 09/09/2015 at 13:00

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dunno.

Patrick Nichols > Patrick Nichols 09/09/2015 at 13:00

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also they have an insta apparently

https://www.igsta.com/user/f117gtr

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 14:07

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Were I at home I’d photoshop some racing wheels and a wing onto this.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 14:53

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Maybe something to do with these people/this person?

https://instagram.com/f117gtr/

Party-vi > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 09/09/2015 at 15:00

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Boom. That is probably it. Considering they’re out of Linthicum, MD.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 15:01

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Then it’s a shame your father can’t take pics for you to share.

Party-vi > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 09/09/2015 at 15:06

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It is. I’ve seen some bad-ass cars that must remain pictureless due to where they were parked :(

Xyl0c41n3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/09/2015 at 19:52

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That is a very dapper cat. Meanwhile say hello to my derpy cat, Enzo.

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 09/09/2015 at 19:58

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So this happened today after this post went up. I figured you’d get a kick out of it, speaking of bastards. Heh.

Party-vi > Xyl0c41n3 09/10/2015 at 08:34

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At least he doesn’t send you car pics and and “price and horsepower!?!?” as if I’m some encyclopedia of car knowledge.

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 09/10/2015 at 10:56

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You mean the mods aren’t walking encyclopedias of car knowledge?!

Next you’re going to tell me Santa isn’t real, like that’s even possible! *scoffs*

:D