I got a case of the dumps

"WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe" (wesbarton89)
09/06/2015 at 21:09 • Filed to: None

Went to another car show last night. Took a ton of pics. Haven’t watermarked the images yet, so these are raw, unedited, and crappy quality. This is image heavy. Expect slow loading and Kinja’d images.

Enjoy!

Let’s start with a distant shot of a refreshed 5th-gen with some body mods done.

How about a refreshed C1 ‘Vette?

Such a perfect color combo for an original Corvette.

Let’s accent that C1 with a C7. 50+ years means a lot of changes, but it’s still a V8 powered two-seater at least.

Unfortunately, this one’s an auto. Though, I hear that the A/Ts in these aren’t too bad anymore.

Let’s continue the Corvette theme with a C6 ZO6. Dayum, that’s some sexy ass yellow.

And next, is the Corvette’s nemesis. For 20 years, this car has an attitude of “take no prisoners, fuck outta here if y’all want a smooth ride!”

Tell me, have you ever stared death in the face? Does it look and sound like a screaming V10 engine?

Or maybe by driving this, you can say, “ I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.”

Or perhaps death comes in another form. Maybe it broke out of hell itself, much like Meatloaf’s bat or Nicolas Cage’s character in Drive Angry.

Also like Nicolas Cage’s character in Drive Angry, this badass motherfucker is also missing an eye, and drinks fuel from the skulls of slower cars.

Every time you manually shift a gear, you steal the soul of somebody you don’t like. This is what you drive if you have a lot of enemies.

Now, if you’re just one of death’s many hired hands, you don’t have quite the same power, but you can still pack a punch.

Sometimes one of those hired hands decides to quit. That’s where you come in. This particular example is a 2010 model with 15k miles. $24,000. Not much more gets you a brand new stripper V6. I’d drop the price down to $19k.

That pretty much does it for the Challenger pics. Let’s see some other stuff.

Like this constant visual obstruction on wheels. Dafuq kinda power this shit put out?

It definitely puts out more power than this though. 21 horses? I think I’ve seen OG Beetles move quicker. Though at 1000 lbs, it’s probably all you need.