Ten Disgusting Airline Liveries

"Margin Of Error" (marginoferror) 09/02/2015 at 13:07 • Filed to: PLANELOPNIK, FC, LISTS

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Airline liveries are like race car livery, except on a plane. So are good, some are forgettable, and some are downright disgusting.

10 - DHL - Yellow and red only work if you are McDonald’s

9 - Air Alaska - Don’t put creepy faces on airplane, please, and that font is stupid.

8 - Kulula - Doesn’t look serious nor safe. Would not fly.

7 - Air Canada - No it’s not white, it’s like baby blue-ish with red. Nope

6 - Thomas Cook - Who the hell is this guy ?

5 - Air Jamaica - WTF

4 - Wizz Air - ok but no.

3 - Edelweiss - More like Ewwwdelweiss

2 - Nok Air - More like NOT air

1 - Norwegian - Creepy faces on the tail, fuselage look like a pill.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:10

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Jesus I feel sick.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:10

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ArRggh DHL. Flash backs.

Margin Of Error > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/02/2015 at 13:11

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Good ole Windows 3.1

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:11

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Air Jamaica: We were going to color-coordinate, but then we got high.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:13

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This guy appears to have been pretty cool.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Manus

Margin Of Error > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/02/2015 at 13:14

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Pictured : Jamaican airlines livery designers team

For Sweden > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:15

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these are fantastic you are disgusting

Margin Of Error > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/02/2015 at 13:15

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I don’t like it.

coelacanthist > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:16

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Always wondered why Alaska put Johnny Cash on the tail...

Margin Of Error > coelacanthist 09/02/2015 at 13:16

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Yeah he wasn’t even from Alaska

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:18

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Well, on the one hand, they’re promoting an important figure in history, on the other, any kind of superstitious type should be noping out at putting a legendary saboteur’s image on an airplane.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > For Sweden 09/02/2015 at 13:22

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#ohsnap

itschrome > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:22

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:23

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It’s OK it’s OK, I’m back in the room. What’s wrong with Thomas Cook’s btw?

Margin Of Error > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/02/2015 at 13:25

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One does not simply put his name on a plane unless said one is Mr. Trump.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:28

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You monster. This is one of my favorite airline liveries.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:29

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It’s not a vanity project, just a brand name which has, admittedly, stemmed from the founders name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Co…

ceanderson920 > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:49

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You forgot about the best airline in the world, The supreme leaders airline

Dusty Ventures > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 13:59

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Air Canada and NokAir do not belong on this list

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 14:04

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I actually dig the light blue of Air Canada.

I'm rather surprised that Air Jamaica wasn't more Rastafarrianesque

boxrocket > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 14:10

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Jamaican and wizz I’ll give you. The others are fine.

Mercedes Streeter > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 14:11

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I have no problems with 4, 7, 8 (all of their planes have silly graphics, on purpose), 9 (minus that face), or 10 (those are DHL’s colours and have been so forever).

crowmolly > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/02/2015 at 14:25

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BURN ALL THE RETINAS!

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 15:06

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Let’s focus on some of the best airliner liveries, shall we? I’ll kick things off.

Education is good.

No explanation needed.

My hovercraft is full of eels > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 15:10

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To be fair, WizzAir is currently phasing out this livery to be replaced by...

f86sabre > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 17:17

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Just the tip?

facw > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 20:14

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I like DHL’s. The rest of them are pretty crappy though.

Axial > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 21:31

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All of these had to have been designed in the ‘90s, because they all look like web-pages and software box-art from the ‘90s.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Margin Of Error 09/02/2015 at 22:40

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FALSE. Nok Air liveries are best liveries, hands down.

At least until an airline starts using Gulf or Martini liveries, in which case, Nok Air is then TIED FOR BEST.

I can’t look at it and NOT smile. Not laugh in jest, SMILE. This is a company that knows not to take itself seriously, and milks it for every bit it can get.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > coelacanthist 09/03/2015 at 23:30

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The man in back...

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 09/07/2015 at 22:35

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THIS.

Air Jamaica’s colors aren’t ideal, and Thomas Cook’s is dull, but the others (especially the bird head!) are wonderful.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 09/07/2015 at 23:01

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Air Jamaica’s colors aren’t ideal

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