I just drove a loaf of boring bread

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/27/2015 at 19:30 • Filed to: None

AKA my mom’s Nissan Versa. AMA.

It was also my first time driving in Florida.

DISCUSSION (31)

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:32

White or whole wheat?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:33

Does it beat walking or just barely? My mom rented one years ago and i still have nightmares of how bland it was

TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/27/2015 at 19:33

Whole wheat with overdrive.

My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:34

Would it be better if it had a turbo?

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/27/2015 at 19:34

I’d rather have walked from Orlando to Daytona Beach.

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
08/27/2015 at 19:34

Fuck yes, anything.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:39

How dull was it?

Round headlight enthusiast > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:40

What cars have you driven that you’d regard as worse?

MLGCarGuy > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:47

Given the new Versa Note or this, which one?

And if you say neither I’m assuming you’ll go with a Fit instead.

TheHondaBro > Round headlight enthusiast
08/27/2015 at 19:51

None.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
08/27/2015 at 19:52

It wasn’t necessarily dull, it was just so gutless.

smobgirl > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:52

I was hit while driving the 4-door version in Utah! Very minor accident and the cop was making fun of the car.

TheHondaBro > MLGCarGuy
08/27/2015 at 19:52

I’d try the new one.

Between the two, however, the Fit wins by a landslide.

Scary__goongala! > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/27/2015 at 19:53

That was my question

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:53

Kinja'd!!!

ooo a town car

TheHondaBro > smobgirl
08/27/2015 at 19:53

Hahaha wtf!

TheHondaBro > dogisbadob
08/27/2015 at 19:54

TO THE TOWN CAR.

Kinja'd!!!

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Scary__goongala!
08/27/2015 at 19:56

Well it never hurts to ask again for clarity.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:01

Was it plastic fantastic??

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:02

Isn’t Florida a lovely place to drive?

NaturallyAspirated > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:02

4-speed automatic transmission I’m assuming? My sister has one of those and boy are they slow. Not much character either, but certainly more interesting to drive than her previous car, a ‘96 Corolla.

One of my coworkers special-ordered an ‘09(?) with the 6-speed manual and it’s actually not bad at all. It’s got legit character; it brings to mind a puppy that’s super eager to please but not quite smart enough to understand what you’re asking of it yet.

TheHondaBro > NaturallyAspirated
08/27/2015 at 20:08

CVT. I expect it to be slow, but at the very least it can be playful with the throttle like a Honda.

TheHondaBro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/27/2015 at 20:08

Ugh, sooo lovely*

*not

TheHondaBro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/27/2015 at 20:09

It was Mr. Bombastic plastic fantastic.