Look!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/20/2015 at 17:01 • Filed to: None

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A Cayenne GTS that’s actually left the pavement!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 17:04

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Something tells me that's a press car.....especially with the license plates

Echo51 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 17:05

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I like to think it stood next to a dirt track, or an actual mud truck being power washed.

TractorPillow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 17:14

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Cool wrap!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 08/20/2015 at 17:28

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A press car wouldn’t have the same fugly-ass aftermarket wheels that this had. The black ones that every brodozer has, where the rim has polished “extensions” of the spokes to make the look larger. You know the ones I’m talking about.

TheOnelectronic > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 17:43

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I know Exactly what you mean.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 17:46

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If the car is that dirty, I guarantee the owner isn’t a douchenozzle. Clearly doesn’t care about others seeing his “shiny mutha fucking Porsche you pleb”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 08/20/2015 at 18:04

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Or maybe it’s that 80% of the roads here are unpaved so it’s pretty unavoidable if you live down a dirt road.

CaptDale - is secretly British > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 18:36

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Like half the dirty nice cars around me, I am sure it is dirty cause they have a dirt drive to their giant house on 4+ acres.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 18:43

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Ok well maybe he's a douchenozzle then.

AdverseMartyr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 20:04

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I’m guessing it had the bad luck to be parked on the street a couple blocks from a building implosion and got covered in the dust.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AdverseMartyr 08/20/2015 at 20:05

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*GASP* He was in China!

Dunnik > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/21/2015 at 02:04

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Ryan A. > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 09/04/2015 at 22:34

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Those are Celtics plates. Massachusetts has special plates for all major sports teams, which can be had for a $40 donation to a charity.