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"Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock) 08/20/2015 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 09:54

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The guy debeads a tire around every 3 days. Surprise.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/20/2015 at 09:55

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Yup, what a tool.

Katsumoto > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 09:57

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What kind of hood is that?

That’s so bad I hope he gets ticket’s for that horrible idea of stance. Stupidity at its best.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 09:57

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Well Wtf did you expect?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Katsumoto 08/20/2015 at 09:58

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It kinda looks like a mould of the inside of the hood structure.

It also looks terrible.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 09:59

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Just because you can doesn’t mean you should lol

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/20/2015 at 09:59

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He is not a smart man.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/20/2015 at 10:00

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Yep haha. What a piece of shit car.

Berang > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:05

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“WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN” is the appropriate response to every disappointed comment he’s made about ruining tires and wheels.

Gotta appreciate the “I shot myself in the head and somehow I died!?” state of mind.

spanfucker retire bitch > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:06

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I don’t know whether to vomit or gouge my eyes out.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Berang 08/20/2015 at 10:11

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Yep it’s truly ridiculous.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > spanfucker retire bitch 08/20/2015 at 10:12

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Maybe try vomiting first then go for the eyes if that doesn’t help.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:16

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I kinda like stance but stretched tires are a no.

Rainbow > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:17

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Looks like it’s just the support structure with clear glass/plastic cut to fit all of the holes. Except for one, for some reason.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/20/2015 at 10:18

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I only really get along with stanced cars on air ride that are built well. Some of the cars are super sketchy.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rainbow 08/20/2015 at 10:19

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That one probably flew off at some point

Walk of Shane > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:21

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At least it’s just a civic and not an M3 or IS-F or something that is ACTUALLY a performance car completely ruined by stance...

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Walk of Shane 08/20/2015 at 10:22

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This is true.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:22

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I would probably go static but stretched tires are such a bad idea.

Walk of Shane > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:24

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Not that I am in any way, shape, or form condoning “stance”...

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/20/2015 at 10:25

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There was an MX5 near where I used to live on stretched tires. I saw it sat on the rim due to a debead twice.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:34

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Also, single wiper is kinda useless.

MonkeePuzzle > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:37

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a CEL, wow

and holy hell, 80mpg in that thing would be terrifying!!!

MonkeePuzzle > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:38

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the skinned hood...

its just all so awful! as an EK enthusiast, I find some much offensive about this car

MonkeePuzzle > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/20/2015 at 10:39

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seems to be a surprise to him

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > MonkeePuzzle 08/20/2015 at 10:40

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And spine crushingly painful.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > MonkeePuzzle 08/20/2015 at 10:40

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He feeds on our hate.

MonkeePuzzle > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 08/20/2015 at 10:40

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but... he CAN’T! the pics are nothing but him failing at stancing.

MonkeePuzzle > Walk of Shane 08/20/2015 at 10:41

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it’s a civic running a b20, it’d be pretty zippy if it had decent suspension under it. but for sure it’s way cheaper than many other cars

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MonkeePuzzle 08/20/2015 at 10:42

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Stretched tires don’t work.

MonkeePuzzle > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 10:48

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he will be so well fed today, I’m like seething

Tapas > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 11:02

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Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Tapas 08/20/2015 at 11:03

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Couldn’t have said it better.

DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 11:08

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I was going to ask if it was broken or just really aggressively stanced but it appears to be both.

Tapas > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 11:21

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Lol I like your name :) How many Twingos have you caught/tamed?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Tapas 08/20/2015 at 11:25

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Just the one, they’re magnificent beasts but training one is extremely time consuming. Maybe one day I’ll wrangle another.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom 08/20/2015 at 11:27

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Yeah it’s just generally ruined.

Tapas > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 11:29

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You should open a school and charge other Twingo owners to train their Twingos.

If I had one, I’d definitely want to play fetch with it. “Twingo!...” I’d say, “Fetch me a Pizza/some beer/that pretty lady over there...I know she’s screaming, but that’s how they show affection”. Also, hit and go run. I hear that’s fun too...

I’d never ask it to play dead though...that would annoy me.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Tapas 08/20/2015 at 11:32

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I have thought about it, to stop them being mistreated and prevent heartbreaking sights like this:

They have a reputation as being difficult and aggressive, but really it’s all down to nurture, you have to raise them right.

It is kinda good at fetch, but the courts insist that I at least be behind the wheel just in case. Killjoys.

Tapas > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/20/2015 at 11:47

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That is a sad sight....

And courts don’t have a sense of humor at all. This is what I’m looking forward to...