Things that bother me #3,972

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/18/2015 at 16:18 • Filed to: None

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People who say “on line” instead of “in line”


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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:20

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You get in line. You do not get on line unless you’re in front of your computer.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Party-vi
08/18/2015 at 16:21

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Unless your computer is in a line of multiple computers. Then you go on line on your in line computer.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:21

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Labtop


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:21

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It’s AOL, not AIL!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:23

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This is a thing?


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > Sneaky Pete
08/18/2015 at 16:24

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This is a thing?


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:25

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What’s really bad is people who say they bought something “offline” when they mean they bought it on the internet.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:29

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Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:31

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ooh! ooh! ooh! Call on me next!

People who say, “I got this off-line” when they mean, I got it “off the internet,” like you might say “I bought it off a friend” except, no, that’s not really a great way to say it anyway. You bought it “online.” You bought it “from” a friend.


Kinja'd!!! Shankems > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:47

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GET IN THE QUEUE!


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:50

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Like “standing on line at the store”?


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/18/2015 at 16:51

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Bumber (as opposed to bumper).


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Shankems
08/18/2015 at 16:52

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No, in Murica we have LINES, the way GOD INTENDED.

Nobody wants to stand in a kway-way... kwee-wee? Kew-wew? Fuckin’ French...

/s


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 16:54

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Yes thank you! NEW JERSEY SAYS THAT. I lived there for a few years in Hoboken and everyone local said on line.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > and 100 more
08/18/2015 at 17:00

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/18/2015 at 17:03

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I always figured it was some weird british thing, like how they say “In hospital” instead of “in the hospital”


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > and 100 more
08/18/2015 at 17:04

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/18/2015 at 17:06

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Sadly, yes.