Wow

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 08/17/2015 at 21:35 • Filed to: None

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This looks a LOT better than the caddy-derived design we have now for shuttling around the POTUS.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 21:44

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Were I president, I’d commission Cadillac to build one styled after the Ciel. That’d make a statement for sure. It’d be a good use of tax dollars too haha

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 21:45

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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

For Sweden > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 21:54

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Meanwhile, the Canadian Monarch is primo Jalop

GhostZ > Your boy, BJR 08/17/2015 at 21:54

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Rainbow > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 08/17/2015 at 22:02

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I’d use a different undisclosed rental car every time and still send a normal limo as a decoy. There’d be the standard parade and even a mannequin in the back seat that looks enough like me through the tinted windows, all while I’m being shuttled around in a Hyundai Tucson a few miles away. Cheaper than an armored limo while just as safe (or better).

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Rainbow 08/17/2015 at 22:06

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Interesting idea, but I’d hate to think what would happen if that sort of intel fell into the wrong hands. When you have a motorcade, you’re daring someone to attack you in broad daylight (not to say the Kennedy assassination never happened), but you could easily find yourself in a Franz Ferdinand situation if you went the nondescript route.

ly2v8-Brian > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 22:10

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Most definitely

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR 08/17/2015 at 22:14

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No. This is fucking hideous.

boredalways > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 22:25

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Very much so, but fuctional...unless it’s on a steep incline trying to exit an underground garage and gets stuck at the apex. Let’s not revisit that.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 22:49

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So are you but I don't post selfies on oppo saying how much prettier than you I am.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR 08/17/2015 at 22:59

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Shots fucking fired.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/17/2015 at 23:02

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Cool, cool, now build it on a truck chassis so it can handle the weight of armor

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HammerheadFistpunch 08/17/2015 at 23:11

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Get out of here with your logic.

boxrocket > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/19/2015 at 21:55

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POTUS should ride in something that oozes class. Neither Buick nor Cadillac do that, and have not done that for decades. If Lincoln could make the Continental a bit less generic - or update the s still-stunning fourth-generation Continental (Kennedy-era) with a larger cabin and modern touches - it could work. Or a one-off Tesla or something.

Spridget > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 08/20/2015 at 23:36

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But Franz Ferdinand was in 1914, before most people had cars, so he wasn’t exactly nondescript.