![]() 08/17/2015 at 11:23 • Filed to: Scooterlopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
Gave my friend a ride on the Powah Scootah today. She was bottoming out over speed bumps. You know what else is bad at speed bumps? Super cars.
My scooter is like a La Ferrari, yo.
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If you squint reaaaaal hard, you’ll forget what you’re even looking at.
That’s the best I can do for ya.
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That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about her. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
![]() 08/17/2015 at 11:30 |
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Your engine is mid mounted and driving the rear wheels. You know what else uses that configuration? Supercars!
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OUR LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE
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Seating for two? The LaFerrari seats two. Therefore your scooter IS a LaFerrari.
![]() 08/18/2015 at 05:15 |
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great logic.
![]() 08/19/2015 at 07:11 |
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But ... but ... it’s also a rear-engined, rear-wheel-drive vehicle. You’re also driving a Porsche then!