What car manufacturer makes the most consistently ugly cars?

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 08/15/2015 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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I’d nominate Mitsuoka, as this is their lineup, yikes...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 15:54

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You can’t mention Mitsuoka and not mention the Orochi

not for canada - australian in disguise > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/15/2015 at 15:55

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The Orochi was thankfully discontinued.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 15:58

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230 hp, $125k catfish turd.

thank god it was discontinued. (We won’t talk about the Evangelion edition because I love NGE and won’t disgrace their image with that... thing)

georgechristensen > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/15/2015 at 16:05

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You Can (Not) Look Good

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 16:08

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I’m the odd man out here. I like those bottom two...and the Oorochi...That’s right, I said it!

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > georgechristensen 08/15/2015 at 16:08

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Dean Beyer > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 16:26

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Toyota

wkiernan > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 16:28

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Great news for Orochi owners! Now their value to connoisseurs will go up and up!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Dean Beyer 08/15/2015 at 16:38

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*shudders*

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dean Beyer 08/15/2015 at 17:07

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THIS.. This car is.. it’s.. yeah..

RazoE > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 17:33

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M...M....Mi....Miata?!

El Rivinado > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 17:36

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Ford.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/15/2015 at 17:37

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It’s...

A CAR!!!

not for canada - australian in disguise > El Rivinado 08/15/2015 at 17:42

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Ed, for the old good times > RazoE 08/15/2015 at 17:46

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There is no list of ugly cars without SsangYoung.

Dean Beyer > Dean Beyer 08/15/2015 at 17:52

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“Bill, you design the front side. Michelle, you design the rear side. Frank, you design the front. And Jessica, you design the back. Now look, I know you all don’t get along but maybe this project will bring you together and get you to work as a team. Now go design us a winner.”

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/15/2015 at 17:52

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Well, it’s got four wheels, some seats and some doors.. So I guess it’s a car. I wonder what the designer was smoking though.

Nauraushaun > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 19:33

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Australia gets Ssang Yong for some reason, they have a high ugly ratio:

AM > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 19:40

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Mercedes... I mean just look at half of their current lineup.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Nauraushaun 08/15/2015 at 19:42

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Yuck, I think I saw an Acyton once, no idea how it got to Canada, as it’s less than 15 years old. Although the new Tivoli doesn’t look shabby at all.

not for canada - australian in disguise > AM 08/15/2015 at 19:43

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To me, the new Mercedes lineup doesn’t look that ugly, just really really boring, like a fancy Camry. Same with BMW.

AM > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 19:44

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I think most of their current lineup is too melty, if that makes any sense. Like everything was left in the oven for a little bit too long.

not for canada - australian in disguise > AM 08/15/2015 at 19:50

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Their lineup looks like a bunch of popsicles left out in the sun for too long.

NJAnon > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 22:42

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The Orochi has that “I almost got the look!” design to it. Like if the designers had made ONE more pass at it, they would have been able to revise it.

Nauraushaun > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/15/2015 at 23:19

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Yeah I think they’ve lifted their game, and it’s about damn time. Decent styling doesn’t seem that hard, most people can pick when a car is repulsive.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nauraushaun 08/18/2015 at 00:05

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The second one looks like the bastard child of a drunk Alfa Romeo that hooked you with a Pontiac Aztec.

Amoore100 > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/18/2015 at 00:23

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Tivoli sounds like a fancy paste that you would put on an expensive sandwich...there is something like that but I can’t recall the name right now...

Amoore100 > AM 08/18/2015 at 00:25

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Their modern peak years were 2005-2012, because before then they were too rounded, and now they’re too catfished...I have a soft spot for the sculpted lines of the W211 in particular...elegant as f*ck...

AM > Amoore100 08/18/2015 at 10:12

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I also have a soft spot for the W211. I've contemplated buying one so many times, I can't bring myself to do it though.