What's The Most Fedora Car?

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 08/14/2015 at 23:47 • Filed to: oppo after dark, m'lady

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Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Some cars scream fedora. Post ‘em here.

Like a bum with preliminary change in his cup, I’ll throw this in just to get things rolling:

If fedora guy rolled up in his car.

Zohaibman72 > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:50

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m’lady your chariot awaits

daender > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:50

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Gen 1 Toyota Prius, because only nice guys drive the rare original mass-produced hybrid.

AM3R shamefully returns > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:52

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With plaid seats and DSG

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:52

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Miata

COME AT ME BRO

whoarder is tellurium > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:53

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I knew a fedora neckbearder that drove both:

and

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:53

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Yeah, I’d have to say no to any neck beard who pulled up in this, and wanted to take my daughter out on a date.

AM > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:55

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nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:55

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Zohaibman72 > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 08/14/2015 at 23:56

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I feel like this is less of a neckbeard and fedora type deal, and more of a soul patch and backwards ball cap type deal.

Forgetful > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:57

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Diesel Jetta

TheHondaBro > PRBot II 08/14/2015 at 23:59

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M’lada

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Forgetful 08/14/2015 at 23:59

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Diesel Polo

Berang > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:00

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There is literally no car more fedora-y than these things.

Except maybe...

Goggles Pizzano > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:01

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AM > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 08/15/2015 at 00:02

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This car seems a little less fedora/neck beard and a little more muscle shirt/SnapBack.

AM > Berang 08/15/2015 at 00:03

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Oh god, those vans have always been so ugly.

Your boy, BJR > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:04

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Literally any Pontiac Grand Am.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:05

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Purchased from Grandma, naturally.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Zohaibman72 08/15/2015 at 00:07

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True, but either way, my daughter isn’t getting in that car. Neckbeard/fedora dude or flat brim baseball cap/neck tattoo guy is a major negative in my book.

RPM esq. > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:08

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I’m sorry to say it, because the answer is always Miata, but it’s so obviously Miata that I sort of can’t believe you bothered to ask. No car brings out the fedora-wearers within the enthusiast community like the Miata. I mean, fun car and all, but holy shit.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:11

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My campus is full of neckbeard commuters. Each of the tauri and sables have bags of doritos and mountain dew gamer fuel in them.

These too and the Honda Accord with bumper stickers about video game references no one will get.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:16

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With a goatee

...That’s actually a nice car.

Yup.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:16

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Civic HF, but they must justify it with some sort of environmental or clever reasoning to cover up the fact that they just bough the absolute cheapest one, or if they lie about it being the hybrid one because they couldn’t actually afford the hybrid.

Source: one of my wife’s ex’s car

lonestranger > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:16

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M’lady guy kinda reminds me of my cousin, and he had a Buick Rendezvous, so that’s my answer.

Why a single guy in his 20s would buy Aztek for old people, I have no idea.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > whoarder is tellurium 08/15/2015 at 00:17

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The grand am, excellent choice! Though I must mention that the previous generation counts too

whoarder is tellurium > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/15/2015 at 00:20

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All depends on what the parents can afford.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:21

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Something like this with a V6 and automatic

georgechristensen > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:22

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Automatic, with plasti-dipped wheels.

not for canada - australian in disguise > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:23

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Tohru > Zohaibman72 08/15/2015 at 00:30

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It’s a “I’m 22 and still go to high school parties” kind of car.

DogonCrook > RPM esq. 08/15/2015 at 00:32

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Yeah this and mustangs. Cars speak for themselves. I don’t really need you explaining some really obscure point I might have missed about a high volume cheap car, and how if I look at it from this angle it’s really just the greatest. If I was impressed I’d own one.

Berang > Zohaibman72 08/15/2015 at 00:43

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No not the metro. The storm.

TheOnelectronic > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:49

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90’s Civic hatch. Easiest question ever.

Really, anything cheap, old, and most likely a hand-me-down from grandma, as someone else mentioned.

j250ex > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:57

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Im picturing a Ford Taurus. Passed down from the parents. Fedora man doesn’t give a crap about cars anyway so he drives a taurus wagon. He has covered the car in lots of bumper stickers. Oh and the interior is probably disgusting and his taste in music is awful.

For Sweden > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 00:59

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A Volvo S80

DrJohannVegas > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 01:00

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Depends. Moms drive a variety of cars.

TheOnelectronic > Tohru 08/15/2015 at 01:03

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The “I’m going to be manager at Hardees some day, and then we can finally afford those new tattoos!” kind of car.

DogonCrook > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 08/15/2015 at 01:09

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What is that? Is it rwd? Is the steering wheel on the Murican side? I kinda really want that. If it’s affordable for a basement dwellers budget it’s getting an LS an you can call me a douche behind my back.

Noah - Now with more boost. > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 01:14

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A 2.3 CL. He thinks it’s a sports car.

Axial > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 01:15

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If it has a VW badge, it’s automatic trilby material.

DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 01:21

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I saw an older man wearing an actual full brimmed fedora the other day and he was driving a 1980s B Body with wheel skirts

B body is not fedora guy though... Fedora guy needs something with an awkward compromise, but not an enthusiast car. Something that may seem interesting initially but fails to live up to what it signifies. Fedora guy either doesn’t know what a manual transmission is or was taught by his dad who thinks his son needs to “grow a dick. drive stick!” but prefers not to row his own gears, so an automatic transmission is a necessity.

Fedora Guy’s potential rides are:

V6 post-fox Stang or 4th gen F-body

Pt Cruiser

VW Cabrio

Murano Cross Cabriolet

Any cheap convertible because fedora guy cares about being seen. He wants the world to see his fedora because it along with his neckbeard is his identity.

It’s a little difficult to pick a single car for fedora guy because he wouldn’t care about brands at all. Fedora guy wants to have an inexpensive car that is moderately good looking in the way that there is nothing offensive about it

This brings me to the most fedora car.

1996-1998 Chrysler Sebring Convertible in white or grey with a tan interior that was given to him after one of his grandparents was put in a nursing home.

LeadfootYT > whoarder is tellurium 08/15/2015 at 01:34

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As much as I like the Mazda3, I think you might be onto something with that.

whoarder is tellurium > LeadfootYT 08/15/2015 at 01:37

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I know! They’re good cars and handle well. It is a shame they’re destined for fedora wearing neckbearders.

Side note: I will exclude the Mazdaspeed3. That car is safe as it is too fast for a fedora.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > DogonCrook 08/15/2015 at 02:34

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Saab Sonnet. FWD with a longitudinally mounted Ford V4, or a two stroke Saab engine.

Dpanzerman > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 02:41

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There is only ONE proper answer.....

wheelhop > TheHondaBro 08/15/2015 at 02:53

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This is an underrated post

DogonCrook > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 08/15/2015 at 03:15

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fwd.. terrible... It’s so damn close to awesomeness... Of course it’s a Saab.

Bastards.

2 stroke? Let’s do this.

DogonCrook > DogonCrook 08/15/2015 at 03:22

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Yeah looked it up, RWD ain’t happening.

Fedora.

911e46z06 > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 04:17

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Dunnik > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 04:41

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Yaris, with stickers. Many stickers.

menarescumbags_ > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/15/2015 at 05:00

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lold

Echo51 > TheOnelectronic 08/15/2015 at 05:31

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Grandma must’ve run fast on those rims. Walmart shopping run in 3.7 minutes, FLAT

LongbowMkII > AM 08/15/2015 at 06:31

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nah, too nice

LongbowMkII > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 06:34

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any N body or W body (prferably pontiac/buick). handmedown from grandma naturally

mr2gud2u > DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom 08/15/2015 at 09:15

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Spot on

The Compromiser > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 08/15/2015 at 09:20

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Its the “Shocker”sticker thats likely on the back that I would take exception to. Everytime I am like, “mmmmmmm that guy is sooo classy!” Last one was a Cavalier convertible with a carbon fibre (looking at least) trunk. I was in the SOs minivan with the star wars family stickers on the back, so I said nothing.

The Compromiser > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 09:23

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Whatever car mom drives and lets them take for Friday gaming night.

Alex B > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 09:44

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Clown Shoe Pilot > lonestranger 08/15/2015 at 09:50

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There are 2 IT guys at work. One of them is a fat bald guy with a neck beard, the other is a skinny guy with all his hair and he owns a razor. One of them drives a Rendezvous with a pillow in the driver’s seat, and the other one drives an M Coupe.

Did I mention I’m a fat bald guy w/ a neck beard?

PRBot II > Zohaibman72 08/15/2015 at 10:25

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We have a winner.

X37.9XXS > PRBot II 08/15/2015 at 11:19

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Youse gotta problem with dat?

Hey Julie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/15/2015 at 13:29

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Nope SN-95s are symbols of extreme manliness and pussy crushing to the max

TheOnelectronic > Echo51 08/15/2015 at 17:06

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Come on, we all know that m’fedora bought those rims on sale at Pep Boys.

DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > Dunnik 08/15/2015 at 17:10

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That Yaris is very Neckbeard.

Stef Schrader > whoarder is tellurium 10/23/2015 at 04:07

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IDK, the Grand Am got too many chicks.

(My first car.)