CBS News' "Eye Opener" is perhaps the worst concept in journalism right now

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
08/13/2015 at 11:17 • Filed to: None

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http://www.cbsnews.com/cbs-this-morni…

90 seconds of flashing images and hurriedly scraped together sound clips that virtually destroys all context of the original news item, ending up in a mess with worse ADD than Kim Kardashian’s Twitter feed.


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Kinja'd!!! x87172 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/13/2015 at 12:05

Kinja'd!!!2

Oh god yes. I hate that.

*DUN DUN DUN DUN*

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*woman crying*

Random 911 audio: “Help! Help—”

*Footage of rubble*

“A plane crashed/earthquake happened/police brutality riots occurred/wildfire raged in ________”

*Taylor swift b-roll from music video*

*Something CBS coming up after the break something something DUN DUN DUN DUN*