Hanging testicles from your truck is very juvenile.

"Widget_Master" (Widget_Master) 08/12/2015 at 21:34 • Filed to: truck nuts, stupid

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Come on, people. Do we put car parts on our dogs or our horses? I’ve never seen a horse with a spoiler on the rear. So don’t hang horse sized privates on the back of your truck.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 21:38

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That is actually a great analogy.

Sn210 > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 21:38

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This gave me a good chuckle though...

Frank Grimes > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 21:39

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It’s not even anatomically correct its like having testicles on the lower back assuming car wheels are like the legs. Also I dont understand the message people are trying to send, lastly testicles are ugly.

dogisbadob > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 21:43

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soooooo, what happens when a car hits them from behind? Does it hurt? :p

Do they turn blue when the truck isn’t being used for its intended purpose?

TheOnelectronic > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 21:45

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I’ve never seen a horse with a spoiler on the rear. So don’t hang horse sized privates on the back of your truck.

Just you wait.

Jedidiah > Sn210 08/12/2015 at 21:45

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That’s actually humorous.

Berang > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 22:05

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A lot of truck owners don’t want other people to beleive their truck is a huge penis replacement.

Some however are desperate to make sure everybody knows their truck is a huge pretend penis.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 22:05

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Gotta prove that you are compensating more than the guy next to you in the lifted truck.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > TheOnelectronic 08/12/2015 at 22:06

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I’m hoping for the former, not the latter...

fhrblig > Sn210 08/12/2015 at 22:16

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For some reason, I’m totally ok with that.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Berang 08/12/2015 at 22:21

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Hey man, I've gotta compensate somehow

Berang > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 08/12/2015 at 22:24

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*never stops buying girls 5’ long party subs*

desertdog5051 > Sn210 08/12/2015 at 22:32

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Fine thread. HA!... He is a poseur.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Berang 08/12/2015 at 22:39

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“This is as good as it’s gonna get”

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Widget_Master 08/12/2015 at 23:58

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Every time I see them, they make me wish I was carrying a machete.

Although, in the day and age of video surveillance everywhere, I’m sure I would get nailed for it. :/

SwellBell > Sn210 08/13/2015 at 11:56

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Widget_Master 01/30/2016 at 09:40

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These are in the manual. They’re called compensators .

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Widget_Master 01/30/2016 at 09:40

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This is clever. And he spent a few dollars doing it.