Oppo, I think Im drunk

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 08/12/2015 at 01:02 • Filed to: None

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I had 6 oz of wine (maybe, probably not even that). and now I cant stand up straight for very long and I cant talk very coherently. Sucks being a lightweight.

Tohru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:10

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might be having a stroke.

smobgirl > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:11

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The hangovers are much more tolerable though.

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:16

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Wine? Is that what highschool kids are drinking these days?

Back in my day, high-schoolers drank everclear.

jester74 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:16

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I've read many a sad post but this may be the saddest.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Tohru 08/12/2015 at 01:16

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Nah, I dont smell toast. Except for this toast that I am eating

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > smobgirl 08/12/2015 at 01:17

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I dont believe you

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) 08/12/2015 at 01:17

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I'm 22

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:19

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Are you sure it was wine? That’s not even a full glass of wine.

smobgirl > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:25

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Alright, you're just a wimp.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) 08/12/2015 at 01:26

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No its all the malt shit now. The hard lemonades, Limearitas, and similar...

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 08/12/2015 at 01:31

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Positive, I bought it myself. I am really just a lightweight

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:35

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You’ll be alright

Bouldaru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:37

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I don’t think you know what drunk is

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > Bouldaru 08/12/2015 at 01:39

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Well you would know.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Bouldaru 08/12/2015 at 01:39

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Oh okay mr Expert, why dont you come into the dining room and tell me what drunk is.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:41

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Well, you know what they say, “Practice makes perfect.”

Bouldaru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:46

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I’d rather not

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Bouldaru 08/12/2015 at 01:46

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Im coming over there

Clown Shoe Pilot > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:47

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Hello friend...

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:48

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...Can I come too?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro 08/12/2015 at 01:52

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He’s my brother, he’s just in the other room

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > TheHondaBro 08/12/2015 at 01:54

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You should hurry. They tend to leave when someone's coming over.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car 08/12/2015 at 01:55

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May I have a word with you

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 01:56

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This sounds like a fun party though.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > smobgirl 08/12/2015 at 01:58

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maybe

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 02:09

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Being a lightweight is cheaper. I have 10 solid years of legal drinking and I need more than one bottle to get drunk

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 08/12/2015 at 02:10

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This is true. Its very cheap

PushToStart > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 02:15

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The fact that I can easily read this post means you aren’t really drunk. Tipsy, maybe, but drunk? Nah.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PushToStart 08/12/2015 at 02:17

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Ya, Im definitely just buzzed. I have never been drunk, mainly because I dont enjoy feeling intoxicated in any way shape or form. This does not feel good to me. Still, if I can get buzzed off of 6oz of 12% alcohol wine, I really am a lightweight

Svend > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 02:19

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It takes practice fella. Keep at it. I’m currently enjoying a nice Robinsons, Dizzy Blonde.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Svend 08/12/2015 at 02:20

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Nah, being a lightweight runs in my family. You should see my mom after half of what I drank. That looks delicious though

Baeromez > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 02:21

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6 oz of wine? Shit man, just got back from the bar and I’m at least 12 beers deep. MAybe another 2 and I’ll call it quits.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Baeromez 08/12/2015 at 02:22

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lucky

Baeromez > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/12/2015 at 02:24

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Yeah, if you’re a pussy.

No offense to all the pussies out there. I’m sure you’re lovely people.

Baeromez > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 02:25

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Yes, alcoholism has its benefits.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Svend 08/12/2015 at 02:30

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*gasp* Drinks on top of electronics? *slides coaster over*

Svend > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 02:31

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I’m a Brit. we start young here. I can’t remember when I started but I can remember my first Guinness when I was 14 at a party.

It’s a very nice refreshing beer. Certainly one I’ll be drinking again.

I’ve some Iron Maiden Trooper and a bottle of Mr Trotter’s beer.

Svend > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 08/12/2015 at 02:32

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Lol. It was perfectly safe. I don’t spill beer except down my neck.

DogonCrook > Clown Shoe Pilot 08/12/2015 at 03:05

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So God damn creepy. Really didn’t need a caption at this point. I feel like if I watched an episode now I’d be like “oh shit wait a minute” constantly.

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 04:08

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I prefer to call myself a cheap date, rather than a lightweight.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 04:11

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at least you can handle grog

Cé hé sin > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 04:39

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“I had 6 oz of wine...”

Don’t think I’ve ever before heard of anyone having ounces of wine. American thing?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Cé hé sin 08/12/2015 at 04:54

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Its in imperial fluid ounces, so possibly

orcim > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 05:41

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You have a gift. Really. It *is* a gift. Doesn’t take much alcohol to feel good? Brilliant.

It will save you in myriad situations. You’ll never not remember having sex with woman after a party. You’ll never have to throw up and get incapacitated because you got “too” drunk. You’ll prolly never progress to higher tolerances so that it becomes a problems. Etc.

Good on you. Make sure you get a good partner, have kids, and preserve those genes (assuming you have the rest of the requirements for gene transference.)

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 09:33

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Come back after a fifth of tequila, a bunch of Fireball, or an obscene amount of screwdrivers.

RockThrillz89 > Cé hé sin 08/12/2015 at 09:35

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I think it’s a non-alcoholic person thing. I measure my wine by the bottle, half glass at a time.

ly2v8-Brian > Cé hé sin 08/12/2015 at 10:00

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Oui

Stephen the Canuck > Cé hé sin 08/12/2015 at 12:13

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Up here in Canada most place have wine by the glass on the wine list if you don’t want to order the bottle, and they mostly all specify how many fluid ounces are in a glass.

Cé hé sin > Stephen the Canuck 08/12/2015 at 14:10

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You cannot into ml in Canada?

Stephen the Canuck > Cé hé sin 08/12/2015 at 14:20

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We can. But wine seems to always be in fluid ounces. Generally wine glasses seem to be described in ounces. Like glasses are usually 6-8 ounces. Source .

Bottles at the Liquor store are usually in ml though.

Brian, The Life of > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) 08/12/2015 at 16:40

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Everclear? That’s absolute luxury ! Why, back in my day we’d hit each other on the head with rubber mallets until we were punchy and then gargle rubbing alcohol for the “aftertaste.”

MM54 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/12/2015 at 21:54

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Damn. When I get that time machine working, you’re going to come hang out with my friends my second year of college...