I Know You Guys Love This: BMW Gets Stuck Driving On Beach

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 08/09/2015 at 17:09 • Filed to: oops, beach, bmw, stuck

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According to the story, a group of women were hanging out in the parking lot. One wandered off and the group decided that the best way to find her would be to drive her BMW onto the sand and drive up and down the beach. She got stuck when she turned around and hit some wet sand. The vehicle was left there overnight.

When will people learn that sand is not a good idea for your SUV... This was at Nokomis Beach, about 10 minutes from me. Source: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

TheHondaBro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:11

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BUT IT’S AN SUV WHICH MEANS IT’S GOOD OFF-ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opposite Locksmith > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:15

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Hahaha hilarious, we do love this stuff. But people who live by beaches (where vehicles are permitted) have seen everything from lifted bro trucks to civics get beached ha

scoob > TheHondaBro 08/09/2015 at 17:17

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You forgot the “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2-393eu”

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:21

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Step one. AIR DOWN YOUR TIRES!!

Step two. Use AWD/4WD

Step three. ????

Step four. PROFIT

AM > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:24

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This ‘SUV’ isn't very good at being one.

djmt1 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:24

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Unfortunately that BMW doesn’t have a cool Grandad like this Range Rover to get it out if trouble.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 08/09/2015 at 17:26

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Not much use on run-flats.

whoarder is tellurium > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:38

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This makes it easy for Cpt. Ahab... as the white whale appears to have beached itself.

Bytemite > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 17:42

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A few feet to the left of that first photo is where all SUV drivers should take their rides.

TheJWT > TheHondaBro 08/09/2015 at 18:06

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I thought the “S” stood for sand

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2015 at 18:53

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Not the sharpest tool in the agreed is she?

pjhusa > TheHondaBro 08/09/2015 at 19:47

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Ya mean “SAV”.

These things can hardly off-road.

But the ML can.

desertdog5051 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/10/2015 at 20:27

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But, but, wet sand has more traction than dry. Guess they didn’t have X drive.