An Oppo PSA

"PS9" (PS9) 08/08/2015 at 20:09 • Filed to: None

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Silvestro is on a murder spree. He got 505Turbeaux and now !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Macanamera probably isn’t a murderer, but is saving up for an AMG GT and will likely harvest your remains for resale on eBay should silvestro strike.

I’m pretty safe as I live in florida, and not even the craziest of psychopaths want to come here. But if you’re not as lucky and have had recent contact with ‘Bloody Brian’, I suggest you GTFO of wherever you are now and keep going until this all blows over, he gets caught, or everyone else but you is dead.

We can infer from the nature of the crimes that he has traded his Fiesta ST in for a Camaro. So stay away from any Camaros and avoid as many Camaro drivers as you can.

pjhusa > PS9 08/08/2015 at 20:13

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Okay.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PS9 08/08/2015 at 20:14

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“We can infer from the nature of the crimes that he has traded his Fiesta ST in for a Camaro.”

(O____O)

He did wut now??

JR1 > PS9 08/08/2015 at 20:15

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So what your saying is I should move to Florida to be safe? I would rather die

MultiplaOrgasms > PS9 08/08/2015 at 20:20

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Phew. For a moment I was frightened for dear life.

Then I remembered I live in Camaro-free Europe. Can I get your washing machine when Silvestro murders you too?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 08/08/2015 at 20:21

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Too many people made fun of his ice racing, so this year, the ice turns red.

/yink yink yink yink!

Silvestro-San is, “FiST Slayer”

In theaters this fall

This motion picture is rated X

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/08/2015 at 20:22

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The fun loving care-free spirit of your average Fiesta ST is not befitting of a murdering psychopath. Plus, as everyone knows, it’s almost impossible to see inside of a 5th gen camaro from the outside. This gives the Camaro limitless murder victim storage options and convenient camouflage from the prying eyes of the police.

It could be that we have the wrong man, but I doubt it. If Brian’s gone Jason on us, his first move would have been to ditch the ST for a Camaro. If I were you, I’d consider relocating from Michigan, as that is prime hunting ground for a car enthusiast murderer. Lurking is likely how he exploited 505 and TFritch’s patterns against them, and he would undoubtably know by now about your 944. You are a vulnerable target.

Hot Takes Salesman > PS9 08/08/2015 at 20:46

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I'll buy a Subaru and hide in Hanover. That brand is damn camouflage up in this town.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MultiplaOrgasms 08/08/2015 at 21:02

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Bad news

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PS9 08/08/2015 at 21:05

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Source plz.

PS9 > JR1 08/08/2015 at 21:05

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Considering the options, that’s not an unreasonable choice.

MultiplaOrgasms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2015 at 21:06

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CB > PS9 08/08/2015 at 21:06

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I think it’s Macanamera.