Another a-hole bmw driver

"Gripevo1" (Gripevo1) 08/08/2015 at 11:20 • Filed to: Bmw drivers

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Came out to head to work and found this prick blocking my garage. Unbelievable. I had to wake up my girlfriend and have her drive me 25miles to work...and i was late of course. I emailed the building people but probably wont do much..grrrr.

I left a note on the car but theres probably little else i can do.

Update- Finally got a hold of the building manager-shes calling a tow truck. Hopefully they tow it before the douche shows up. Ha.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 11:23

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No townumber at the entrance to the parking lot? Tow people love to impound illegally parked cars.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 11:24

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That’s super dickish

Tareim - V8 powered > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 11:24

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invest in some wheel dollies and move it away next time :P

Cherry_man1 > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 11:26

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Time to call a tow truck and move his ass!

Gripevo1 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/08/2015 at 11:38

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We called the overnight security and they said they need manager approval..blah blah blah. The manager doesnt come in until 10am so im SOL.

Gripevo1 > Tareim - V8 powered 08/08/2015 at 11:39

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Yea seriously. We have those at work.

vwbeamer > Tareim - V8 powered 08/08/2015 at 12:00

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then when you are done moving the car, take it and throw thru the windshield.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 12:07

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Time to get one of these and just back out normally. A Chevy of this vintage can be had for under a grand I'm sure.

Tareim - V8 powered > vwbeamer 08/08/2015 at 12:13

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well if you’re smashing the windows you could release the handbrake then only need 2 of them for the front wheels

Gripevo1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 08/08/2015 at 12:14

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Yea. Except theres no way in hell that would fit in the garage lol

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 12:15

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Your calmness impresses me. I assure you, I would not have let that btw remain in its shiny state.

Gripevo1 > Tareim - V8 powered 08/08/2015 at 12:16

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Not sure but i think the car has to be on to release the tranny from park on the new bmws. It was an auto of course.

Tareim - V8 powered > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 12:19

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ah of course, I forgot about america’s fondness of auto’s

Textured Soy Protein > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 12:24

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I would’ve just sat on the hood of the BMW and waited for its owner to arrive.

Gripevo1 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2015 at 12:24

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No i wad absolutely livid...but fucking with the car wont really do anything except get me in trouble(lots of cameras in the complex). Trust me i thought about taking my 3 foot breaker bar to the headlights.

Gripevo1 > Tareim - V8 powered 08/08/2015 at 12:27

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Yeah. Its pretty sad but true. I have only ever owned one auto(first car..no choice), but i can’t say i blame people considering the amount of traffic in the bay area.

Gripevo1 > Textured Soy Protein 08/08/2015 at 12:28

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Well my gf said its still there...i would have been 3 hours late for work then. Really hoping she can have it towed before they move it.

jariten1781 > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 12:55

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If you’ve got a couple floor jacks you can lift the back then just shove it around. Not very stable, but if it falls and does some minor cosmetic damage...meh.

gmctavish needs more space > Gripevo1 08/08/2015 at 13:58

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Tape pillows to your bumper and back up? Haha

Old-Busted-Hotness > Tareim - V8 powered 08/08/2015 at 14:46

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Then push it into your garage. After the owner reports it stolen, push it back where it was and call for the tow. It’ll be a lot more fun for the owner to get his car back, and impound fees will roll up while the paperwork is processed. Fuck that guy.

boxrocket > Tareim - V8 powered 08/08/2015 at 22:34

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In addition to the auto transmission (as others pointed out) it probably has an electric parking brake.

Tareim - V8 powered > boxrocket 08/09/2015 at 06:24

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Ok then, torch it

pip bip - choose Corrour > Gripevo1 08/09/2015 at 06:30

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slash the tyres & key the paint!