This needs to be a thing...

"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 08/07/2015 at 18:52 • Filed to: Audi S8 Avant, wagon, avant

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PS9 > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 18:55

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Hey, it’s in Silver SuckItMuricansYouCan’tGetOne Metallic. My favorite color!

EL_ULY > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 18:55

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needs more Allroad

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 18:58

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I wish it was, but I don’t think it would sell sadly. Too big for the European market, and too much wagon for the US market.

MultiplaOrgasms > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:01

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I don’t know what rock you live under, but Audi has been making A4 wagons for over 20 years.

TheOnelectronic > EL_ULY 08/07/2015 at 19:02

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S8 RAID edition.

33” all-terrain tires

2’ of suspension travel

reinforced body panels with armored undertray

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > PS9 08/07/2015 at 19:03

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Don’t you mean “colour?”

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > MultiplaOrgasms 08/07/2015 at 19:04

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*whispers* I think it’s an S8 Plus wagon.

Tom McParland > MultiplaOrgasms 08/07/2015 at 19:05

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If that is a shot at Audi because all their cars look the same...well played.

But I think an S8 Avant (pictured) would be pretty cool.

Tom McParland > TheOnelectronic 08/07/2015 at 19:06

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would hoon

Shoop > MultiplaOrgasms 08/07/2015 at 19:06

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I think it’s an a8, the only way you can tell is the headlights.

That said I’d get one and call it the Dresden

whoarder is tellurium > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:07

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Would buy used 10 years later. 10/10

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Shoop 08/07/2015 at 19:13

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After a town that got firebombed into oblivion by Allied forces in WWII? Why?

Saracen > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:16

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I would totally drive a brown awd diesel V6 manual Audi wagon. Or with a 2.5TFSI if I wanted something on the sportier side. With a factory air suspension (because I like air suspensions but hate the aftermarket crap).

But they don’t give us that, so I bought a GSW TDI...it’s not brown, only because Brown was not carried over from the MK6.

jkm7680 > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:20

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Unrelated sidenote, but I love the way Audi is going in the styling department. They’re starting even better.

My question to you, do you think the B9 A4 will have a manual transmission option in the United States?

MultiplaOrgasms > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:24

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Oh I’m already ahead of you m8. A while ago I had an idea of making my own Wagon-only über luxury car should I ever have a spare ten billion quid for designing the thing and setting up the operation.

Shoop > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 08/07/2015 at 19:24

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Fuck stick, I meant The Bismarck

desertdog5051 > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:25

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You can change your screen name, Tom. But you are still the “Avant enthusiast”. Stay that way, please.

LongbowMkII > MultiplaOrgasms 08/07/2015 at 19:35

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why not just get a ferrari FF then? 4 more cylinders 2 less turbos 2 less doors. all wins!

LongbowMkII > Shoop 08/07/2015 at 19:36

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The ship that was too big to be useful?

Tom McParland > desertdog5051 08/07/2015 at 19:38

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Indeed...that is why whenever something like this comes up I just stroll on into Oppo for good times. :)

Goggles Pizzano > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:39

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While we’re at it, can we have the ever elusive RS8.

There has to be a small (but significant enough) market for it.

Tom McParland > jkm7680 08/07/2015 at 19:40

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That is an excellent question. I don’t really know the manual take rate on A4s, but it has to be less than the manual take rate on 3 series. If I were a betting man, I would wager no 6MT for the B9...but I hope I’m wrong.

MultiplaOrgasms > LongbowMkII 08/07/2015 at 19:42

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Because the FF is hideous, because the FF doesn’t have a V16 Diesel, because the FF has a useless AWD system, because the FF isn’t a proper wagon, because I hate all shooting brakes that aren’t Fiat 130 Maremmas...

jkm7680 > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 19:46

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For the B8 and B8.5 they are somewhat rare, but are available on every single trim which is awesome.

It’s strange how it seems that there are five manual B5 generation cars for every one automatic B5 generation cars. I really hope they bring one back with the B9 though.

pjhusa > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 20:13

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Nice render.

pjhusa > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 20:13

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Nice render.

pjhusa > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 20:13

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Nice render.

Shoop > LongbowMkII 08/07/2015 at 20:21

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Pretty much

pjhusa > TheOnelectronic 08/07/2015 at 20:30

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Here ya go. Would Hoon?

Would Hoon.

You’re welcome.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 20:42

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you mean RS8?

TheOnelectronic > pjhusa 08/07/2015 at 20:45

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This is excellent.

pjhusa > TheOnelectronic 08/07/2015 at 20:49

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And I thought it would be a crappy Photochop.

TheOnelectronic > pjhusa 08/07/2015 at 21:02

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“The true artist is revealed not by the paint on the canvas, but by the unimaginable landscapes of the mind that can only poorly filter into our own world” -some bullshit I just made up

pjhusa > TheOnelectronic 08/07/2015 at 21:42

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That's actually pretty good bs.

deprecated account > Tom McParland 08/07/2015 at 22:10

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Um hello? S-class wagon/shooting brake anyone? I think that would be fantastic.

m2m, apex detective > TheOnelectronic 08/08/2015 at 08:01

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S8 allRAID?