Cars I can buy instead of fixing my Camry

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 08/07/2015 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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Here’s a list from Craig of all the beauties I can buy with the check from Am Fam instead of fixing my 240k mile Camry:

First we have this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! convertible. What the ad lacks in detail it makes up for in PURE UNADULTERATED BROWWWWWWWWWN

And remember kids, when the top goes down, the price goes UP.

Next up is this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Yes, its auto, but do you really care when you’re back in the Blown Head Gasket Club for so little? And where’s the quarter panel rust? HMMMM?

Nowhere that I can see, my friend. Faded paint and heated cloth seats included.

Next up is this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Drive it with a screw driver, or fix it so THE MAN doesn’t tase your ass at a traffic stop. Your choice.

I’m sure the transmission is fine, and hey! NEW RUBBERS.

Are you a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Well spend the rest of that fat check on getting this molester fine auto back on the road and in tip top dooooritfo shape!

Look! It’s already got a headlight delete for RAM (see what I did there) AIR INDUCTION NOISES.

(free candy not included)

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!

Every day can be Sunday !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! as your daily!

It “must go” and for that price it maybe just might. Extra long fat exhaust tips you just can’t wait to bark your shins on.

Want to join the HERRAFRUSH VEEDUBYA STANCE CROWD? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! with pre-rust-cut fenders for extra clearance for those fake Rotas or Vette sawblades!

Tetanus shots need to be up to date, rabies shots not so much... Do Rabbits get rabies? I know they can be Raving but Rabbids too?

Lions are all the rage these days, so why not get in on a piece of the action and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

There’s no shots of the interior (or any details for that matter) but I can almost guarantee its not covered in lion blood, tiger blood, or any human blood maybe.

Okay, okay, so I had to include !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on this list, right? And its a coupe! And black! And had THREE SPOKE MUGGAFUGGIN WHEELZ!!! So Jalop.

Shut up, I know the VW is a stick. SHUT. UP.

Finally we have *insert drumroll sound here*

A GAWSH DURN TOYOTA CAMRY.

That’s right. Why fix the one you have when you can buy a whole ‘nother car of similar vintage? Buy it for parts. Buy it for life.

No wait, that’s Moen. And foo, the sidemarker I need is broken on this Camry too. I wonder if it got hit by a trailer.....

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 14:48

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1. Sell Camry.

2. Aquire Roadmaster.

3. ?

4. Hoon.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 14:56

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If you don’t make the Dodge Convertible the DD we’re not friends anymore lol

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 14:58

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I love you. Never change.

JGrabowMSt > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 14:59

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You can make a Rusty Rabbit drag car!

Takuro Spirit > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/07/2015 at 14:59

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Takuro Spirit > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/07/2015 at 15:00

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<3======D

Takuro Spirit > JGrabowMSt 08/07/2015 at 15:00

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Its already been Colin Chapman’d.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 15:03

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Cool! I didn’t know how to make a text drawing of the ship from 2001. Now I know.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 15:06

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Camry is the real answer.

Takuro Spirit > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/07/2015 at 15:09

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I googled it

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/07/2015 at 15:16

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It really is.

nerd_racing > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/07/2015 at 15:44

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My buddy just bought a 93 LeBaron. He loves it.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > nerd_racing 08/07/2015 at 15:50

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SEE

ranwhenparked > Takuro Spirit 08/07/2015 at 19:34

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A roomy convertible that gives you fun and driving enjoyment with price and quality that can’t be matched by Germany or Japan? You have to get it.

shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/08/2015 at 11:49

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Why do you hate him?

nerd_racing > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/10/2015 at 08:13

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He put it in the local corn festival car show for kicks on Sunday. Didn’t win anything but the door prize. He said there was an 85 Lebaron there too.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > nerd_racing 08/10/2015 at 09:01

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fantastic.

Went through a car show last night and saw the most recent gen Lincoln Continental proudly on display. I shook my head and walked on...

nerd_racing > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/10/2015 at 09:41

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Too bad it wasn’t one of the old suicide door ones. I’d love to have one of those land yachts! I’d try my hardest to drift it too!