You get to own three cars but they all have to be of the same make...

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08/02/2015 at 19:16 • Filed to: youget3

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...what would you get?

/question borrowed from petrolicious‘ !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
//you can‘t get a GMC, a Chevy and a Cadillac. Only one brand.

I will go for the realistic, daily life approach and have a late 80s Suburban,

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Painted the most disgusting and bright yellow or firetruck red, with a slight lift, a bit bigger wheels with white lettering, and a black brush guard and roof rack and winch and snorkel and stuff, with barndoors and a bunch of stickers on the very rear side windows.
Second, a 1964 Impala vert, maybe on hydraulics, because I am quite the “straight G”, if you don’t mind me saying...

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And third, a Chevy Citation notchback. In this exact lovely gold color. Man, this thing looks amazing to me, I love it. Like a baby buick GNX. I love the proportions.

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Naturally, I would take all three cars to Jonathan Ward at ICON to make them bulletproof and wonderful.

How about you, guys and gals?


DISCUSSION (66)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:19

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Three S80s


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:19

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Ferrari 488 GTB

Maserati Quattroporte

Dodge Challenger Hellcat


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:25

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It’d be a challenge if you kept it to one year or a budget. I’ll keep mine reasonable.

‘88 Toyota Landcruiser

‘15 Toyota Avalon

‘05 Toyota MR-S

The niches are fairly self explanitory.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:31

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Current 4Runner with a JDM diesel swap.

1994 Supra Twin Turbo

Sports 800


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:31

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For me:

1981 Shelby Dakota

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1970 Plum Crazy Challenger 440/4 speed stick with a white stripe and white vinyl roof

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2012 Charger R/T in Anthracite

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:31

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Dodge Ram (undecided on engine, but new)

Dodge Charger R/T, new

1968 Dodge Charger


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:32

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Porsche 991 Carrera4 GTS with the back seat option as my daily driver, in black

Porsche 991 GT3 in white

Porsche 993 GT2 in silver


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:33

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Ford Mustang GT

Ford Fusion with 2.0 ecoboost

Ford F150


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:34

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Raptor, fiesta WRC, and the new GT


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibbles
08/02/2015 at 19:36

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My list is better:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/for-me-1981-sh…

Also, MOPAR LYFE


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > TheHondaBro
08/02/2015 at 19:36

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I don’t think that’s how it works....


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:36

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I can’t decide, so I’m making two lists.

1. Chevrolet

- 1976 Caprice wagon

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- 1984 M1009 CUCV

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-1989 Corvette Targa, competition yellow

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Now, the second list is a little trickier.

#2: Oldsmobile

- 1976 Custom Cruiser

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- 1970 442 W30

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- 1997 Aurora Pace Car Edition

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Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:37

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Ferrari F40 - Weekend Car / DD

Ferrari FF - Family hauler, Ferrari

Ferrari LeFerrari - It’s a Ferrari, Ferrari


Kinja'd!!! DarkCreamyBeer > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:38

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Audi RS4 for fun*

Audi A6 3.0T to daily drive

Audi Q7 for the wifey

*Also under consideration: R8, TTS


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:40

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:41

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911 Targa GTS with a manual for driving pleasure

Panamera Turbo S for trips/commuting

Cayenne Turbo S for off road/SUVey things


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/02/2015 at 19:43

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There was never a Shelby Dakota in 1981. Or any Dakota, for that matter.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 19:48

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LFA as a track car:

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GS F to daily:

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LX570 to off-road/tow/bring TVs home.

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Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 19:50

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In my opinion, you just won so hard I owe you a beer


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
08/02/2015 at 19:51

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Oh wait I totally meant 1989


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/02/2015 at 19:57

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Thought so, just making sure lol


Kinja'd!!! FloridaMan > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:05

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Well if I can’t count Jaguar/Land Rover as one brand I’m not playing!

Torn between BMW and Mercedes. Both have variety to spare but Benz doesn’t do manuals and BMW doesn’t make anything that can go off road. I suppose I’d take a 2005ish SL55 (hate the nose on the new ones) a G63 4x4 and an e63 wagon.


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:12

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Brown Jaguar C-Type

Jaguar XJ220

2014 Jaguar XKR-S

I'm 19 so I'm just going to accept that I'll never be able to cart around kids


Kinja'd!!! FloridaMan > For Sweden
08/02/2015 at 20:13

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Sure you don't want to throw an S60r in there for variety?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:20

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Make: Chevrolet

Car 1: 2015 Silverado LTZ Z71

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Car 2: 2015 Corvette Z06 Convertible (Yeah convertible, sue me)

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Car 3: Gen1 Camaro

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Alternately: BMW

Car 1: Euro E36 M3 Sedan
Car 2: E38 740i on M Parallels
Car 3: E53 X5 4.8is


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:24

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Ford

Ford GT, Ford Raptor, and Ford Mustang GT500


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:25

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98 Toyota T100

90 Toyota Supra

96 Toyota Celica

So 90’s :D


Kinja'd!!! LeadfootYT > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:25

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An obvious choice, perhaps, but it would have to be BMW.

E24 (check):

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E39 M5 (I currently have a 530i that has a mix of M5 and M-sport equipment, but that’s not the same):

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435i xDrive Gran Coupe (not check yet, but give it ten years or so):

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Also, maybe I’ve been gone from Oppo for ages, but haven’t seen you in a while. Glad to see you’re still around these parts!


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > TheHondaBro
08/02/2015 at 20:27

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It has to be all from the same make, so like all Dodges, not all of fiat- chysler put together


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Nibbles
08/02/2015 at 20:28

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Why not roadkill hellcat swapped 68 charger.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:36

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- Imported BJ70 Turbo Diesel (photo credit: Old parked cars)

- ‘76 Celica GT

- 4WD Tercel wagon


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 20:46

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Not even going to try now.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:50

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I wouldn’t do anything crazy to any of them. I’d basically keep them pretty close to stock.

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Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 20:56

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porsche panamera, cayenne and cayman gt4?


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:09

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I am not a sensible person and right now I have no real responsibilities in my opinion.

So here we go:

I have a desperate lust for these. Also I am assuming in this scenario money is no object, so I’ll have it in purple.

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The 1969 Mustang Mach 1 in Acapulco blue

Fun Fact: This was almost my first car, a lady was trying to rapidly liquidate her dead husbands collection and was offering this for a vastly smaller amount than it was worth. My parents didn’t think it was a wise choice.

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F650 Truck preferably brand spanking new.

I don’t care what air they give off I’ve always loved them and always will. If the day ever comes where I can afford to order one along with having sensible rides there will be one in the driveway.

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Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > LeadfootYT
08/02/2015 at 21:10

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Man the 435 gran coupe looks GORGEOUS. Somebody at the grocery store had one like that, with the blue brake calipers. looked so cool


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > For Sweden
08/02/2015 at 21:20

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This is the only right answer after mine.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:23

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Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:25

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Only three?

1989 Volvo 740 Turbo wagon (M/T) for family and hooning.

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1972 Volvo P1800ES for weekends and staring at it in the garage.

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2005 Volvo V70R for speeeeed and family.

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:49

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Doge has already been done, so just for fun:

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Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 21:49

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That’s four cars, if you include the locomotive.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:51

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Well i already have one of my three

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id like a nicer version though. 99-03 ford powerstroke.

1968 Shelby Gt500

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2015 Mustang Gt

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Kinja'd!!! AM > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:51

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Option #1 - Cadillac

2015 Escalade

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2016 CTS-V

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2002 Eldorado (with landau roof)

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Option #2 - Ford

2015 F150 Platinum (with tasteful lift kit and wheels)

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2016 Shelby GT350R

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2003 Mustang Mach 1

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Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > wkiernan
08/02/2015 at 21:51

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Jaguar built steam locomotives? I like them ever more.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:53

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Toyota. Tundra XP 4WD extended cab for hauling, towing, and driving in poor weather. Avalon Hybrid Limited for long drives. Prius v Five for family duties.

I’m so boring, I know. All I think about is if I had a family someday, ya ya ya.


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 21:57

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In real life it would be three Miatas, of course. But since we’re dreaming,

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Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 22:02

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I assumed it was one of Jaguar’s products, being painted in that lovely Brrritish Racing Green.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > TheHondaBro
08/02/2015 at 22:37

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*Lancia Thema Hellcat


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 22:54

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Unlimited budgets, or capped?

Unlimited: A McLaren F1, P1, and 675LT (or perhaps a 570S, just for humility’s sake, relatively speaking).

Under $550K: 2016 Ford F-150 Raptor crew cab, 2016 GT, and a Flex Titanium with the EcoBoost (or perhaps a new Edge, those look pretty sharp and are shorter in length).

Under $250K: Jaguar F-Type, F-Pace (hate the name, like the looks), and an XE. Or a Range Rover SVR, LR4, and Discovery Sport.

Under $125K: ND Miata, Mazda6 Grand Touring, and a CX-9 Grand Touring.

Actual available personal budget: Keep the two Mazdas my wife and I own, add a CX-5 or CX-3, keep the rest for babies and medical bills.

Damn, this is hard. Next time set a price cap, haha.


Kinja'd!!! LeadfootYT > itranthelasttimeiparkedit
08/02/2015 at 23:03

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In my opinion, it’s the best all around vehicle that BMW currently makes. The F31 3-series Touring is excellent, but having used both for film shoots, I actually prefer the 4GC because of how far forward the hatch opening starts. You can put the seats down and pile it full of gear (a lá a 3-series Touring), but when you need to grab something, you can lean in from the back and still have miles of room before the hatch opening ends.

Plus it looks stunning. I really like that car.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/02/2015 at 23:15

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Dusty gonna be Dusty:

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Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/03/2015 at 00:00

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R63 for the wife and family.

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GT-S as my daily.

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600 Grosser for weekends, lazy cruising, and shows.

Runners up: E63 4matic Wagon, Stirling Moss SLR, 300SLR, CLK GTR.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/03/2015 at 01:22

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Work: I’ll take mine as a diesel please.

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Daily Driver: FR-S. something something something SHEMALE PORN ADDICTION.

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Weekend: turbo please.

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Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/03/2015 at 10:29

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/03/2015 at 10:33

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No it ain’t. The Shelby Dakota is a dog, even compared to my Dak. That detuned 5.2 is a boat anchor.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
08/03/2015 at 10:34

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Because a 426 or a 440 are much better engines for a ‘68.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > LeadfootYT
08/03/2015 at 20:56

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Hey! Been busy with university and home improvement and stuff.
I dont see myself ever leaving this place lol.
Love the list, btw. Agree with itranthelast...


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Tohru
08/03/2015 at 20:57

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Love both.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Frenchlicker
08/03/2015 at 20:58

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Haha the Focus is so sensible that it makes up for the big ford


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/03/2015 at 20:59

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Good one. The R-class an AMG, I presume


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > boxrocket
08/03/2015 at 21:01

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Wow very thorough. I love the Flex one best.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > wkiernan
08/03/2015 at 21:02

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The DS could be a wagon version, though...

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Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Dusty Ventures
08/03/2015 at 21:03

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Dusters gonna dust, ventures gonna venture.

Or something.



Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/03/2015 at 23:26

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But of course. She currently drives an R500 with the 300hp V8 and she loves it and it is perfect for what we need, so surely the AMG version would be better.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
08/04/2015 at 08:17

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It loses a bit of sensibility being the RS model. But I guess it is still fairly sensible.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/04/2015 at 08:19

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I love this one. But then again how can one not love the R class or the Grosser?