Anectodal proof that the Nissan Juke is ugly

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
08/01/2015 at 22:39 • Filed to: None

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As my wife and I were going out to lunch. She says, I had a horrible nightmare last night. I provide my condolences. She says, you did something in my dream that made me really mad. She says, you sold your Mustang and purchased a Nissan Juke. I have never felt so dirty in my life.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 22:48

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I like the juke so you and your wife can fuck off.

Jk. I still like the juke but I respect your opinions.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 22:53

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She thinks like me.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 22:58

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I like the looks. It’s similar to the Cherokee in its a new kind of design that some people just won’t like.

I doubt I'd sell a mustang for one though.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
08/01/2015 at 23:07

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That’s not very nice.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:09

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I like the Juke.


Kinja'd!!! 904 GTS > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:10

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What were they smoking, drinking, etc. etc., ALL OF THEM, especially those that signed off on it... It’s ABSOLUTELY HIDIOUS, IMHO.


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:15

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I’m didn’t mean to be so crass. I’m just a Nissan defender. We are few and far between.


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:15

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Respond that you had a dream that you sold your Mustang and got a Juke R. I don’t care how ugly you think it is, when you’re driving, you won’t see the exterior—and you’ll be embarrassing all kinds of other cars.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > aquila121
08/01/2015 at 23:16

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I did mention the R


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:17

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Your wife sounds awesome


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
08/01/2015 at 23:23

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She did pick out a Pontiac G8 on her own for her DD. So yeah you are correct.


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:24

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That's just awesome


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > XJDano
08/01/2015 at 23:26

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To me the Cherokee looks like a Vehicross.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > wiffleballtony
08/01/2015 at 23:52

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I'd rock a Juke over a Mustang, but only because it has more function for us.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > wiffleballtony
08/02/2015 at 00:55

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I hated the looks of the Juke at first, but it grew on me frighteningly quickly. Which is good, since my partner bought one. Now the only complaint I have about it is the tiny trunk.


Kinja'd!!! StationeryBikes > wiffleballtony
08/02/2015 at 01:25

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I own both, so I’m not sure what to think about this.