Citroen were some cheeky bastards

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/31/2015 at 14:42 • Filed to: None

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Now join with me in lament for the death of the honest cheap car.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 14:48

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Cough... Cough... Cough...

Honest - Check

Cheap - Check

Car - Check

Odd Number of Cylinders - Check

Manual - Check

Hatch not Sedan - Check

wkiernan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 14:48

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These people know how to advertise to me. I’m sold!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/31/2015 at 14:50

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The 2CV had an even number of cylinders

KnowsAboutCars > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 14:53

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Citroen 2CV Charleston. For uh... throwing people out of it through the open roof?

Party-vi > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 14:57

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LOL @ “central locking system”. Fantastic.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/31/2015 at 15:10

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I was adding in Jalop points.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/31/2015 at 15:10

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Ah.

Ross Kraz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 15:14

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Didn't Top Gear make this joke once with the Ascari A10 and the Diahatsu? I never knew they were just copying Citroen

Hot Takes Salesman > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 15:18

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Not a stab at Porsche at all..

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 15:23

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Unless it’s rear engined, I’ll keep mine. Thanks.

Garrett Davis > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/31/2015 at 17:17

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The electric sunroof? That’s a strange requirement. Why does it matter where the engine... ohhhh.

Garrett Davis > Hot Takes Salesman 07/31/2015 at 17:19

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I was thinking is was a stab at Abarth, myself:

Yes, it stays open like that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Garrett Davis 07/31/2015 at 17:19

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“Radiator” was supposed to be in the middle.

Garrett Davis > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/31/2015 at 17:21

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I know, I was making a joke. A bad joke.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Garrett Davis 07/31/2015 at 17:28

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I figured so. I don't really need a sunroof.

Hot Takes Salesman > Garrett Davis 07/31/2015 at 18:24

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Even today Abarth has some stupid little racer shit

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 18:35

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AND....saved to my Citroën 2CV document folder! :P Awesome advertising!

smobgirl > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/31/2015 at 18:49

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This is seriously the best way to sell me anything. I have a reel mower and a French press because I look at technology and it breaks.